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C*X2011-04-19 07:04

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女人一生睡多少男人算“值”——
0 = 白活了；
1 = 亏；
2到3 = 传统；
3到5 = 正常；
5到10 = 够本；
10到15 = 有点忙；
15到20 = 有点乱；
20到30 = 有点累；
30到50 = 过于开放；
50以上 = 完全瞎掰。

t*s2011-04-19 07:04

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【以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区】
发信人: talents (talents), 信区: NewYork
标题: Interview Guide at Goldman Saches
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 17 16:54:48 2011, 美东)
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Time: Wed Jul 27 7pm – 9pm (EDT)
Location: Science Center - Room 4102, the Graduate Center, 365 5th
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Organizer: OverseaTalents (求贤堂)
Speakers:
Dr. Xifeng Zhou, Quantitative Portfolio Manager, SAC Capital Advisors;
the
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Dr. Nina(yue) Chen, Portfolio Manager, RBC Capital Markets
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with
a PhD and Tshinghua University with a BS, both in chemical engineering
Signup Deadline:
Wed, 2011-07-27 18:00

m*g2011-04-19 07:04

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a*42011-04-19 07:04

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lz发这贴来发考题版。。。莫非楼主是"那种"女老师?呵呵

a*e2011-04-19 07:04

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K*n2011-04-19 07:04

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流行兄弟，最近还好？没去找基板的麻烦了？

【在 m*********g 的大作中提到】

C*X2011-04-19 07:04

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1）我是PhD candidate, 在我被迫停止学业之前，我想都没有想到我今天的人生境地。
。我一直以为我会是一个发考题，在别人劝我去申请绿卡的时候，我和我老公还轻蔑的
说：等当上了发考题，一切都会有的。事实上，到了今天。我的绿卡还没有搞定。。你
说，这是聪明还是傻瓜？就基于我做博士时期的那个心态，我真的觉得我自己是属于
这个community的。我来美国基本上就是独立做科研。我的硕士实验室基本上就是我一
个人撑下来。我走后，我老师说：I get heart attacked......所以，早上我揉面啊，
我认为我是属于这个版的。。
2）据我观察，但凡一个人被一个community接受之后，他发的内容就是属于次要重要
的人。这个往坏的地方说，就是abuse system.往好的地方说，可以是发些娱乐内容带
动流量。很多有版主的版都是这样的。都是几个熟人在聊天。

【在 a******4 的大作中提到】

: lz发这贴来发考题版。。。莫非楼主是"那种"女老师?呵呵