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z*i
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要那种比较有private的fence,就是拦起来看不见里面院子的。
哪里便宜啊? 把后院全围起来大概花多少钱搞定?
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d*e
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【 以下文字转载自 SF 讨论区 】
发信人: Isaiah (SKIASONARANHR), 信区: SF
标 题: 您点的短篇来了:无可置疑的证据
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun May 15 10:04:01 2011), 站内
吃完晚饭,总统打发了米歇尔和孩子们,将自己关在工作室里。他先看了一会儿文件,
但不知怎么,他今天有点心不在焉。总统向门口望了几眼,看着没人进来,于是打开电
脑,戴上耳机,找到那个标有“反恐绝密技术资料”的文件夹,轻轻一点,打了开来。
随即七十二个视频文件出现在他面前,每个文件都是1080p高清,画面的质量好得没的
说。
这些都是美军从本拉登的居所收缴的色情电影。总统已经私下里看了好几天了。
影片没有标题,没有字幕,没有人说话,不过情节不难理解。大意是表现圣战士死后,
来到乐园,在一处美丽的草坪上,几十个美丽的处女迎接他,用自己柔美的身体抚慰着
勇敢的战士……每一个文件都是一个不同的女孩,风情迥异,却又都娇美无限。
太美了,他想,这么多漂亮的姑娘,有阿拉伯的美女,有金发碧眼的辣妹,还有健美的
非洲姑娘和魅惑十足的混血女郎……好几个都像他喜欢的电影明星,有一个还长得很像
自己的初恋情人,上帝,他们从哪里找来这么多美女演这种片子?
总统打开了一个新的视频,里面是一个皮肤黝黑的亚洲女孩,看着好像有点面熟,但总
统记不清她像谁。女孩甜甜地笑着,在他面前宽衣解带……这时候,电话就响了:“总
统先生,萨科奇总统在线上。”
“晚上好,尼古拉。”他按了暂停键,接过电话说。
“巴拉克,”电话里传来了萨科奇生硬的英语,“太棒了!我收到了你派人送来的片子
。太棒了!想不到拉登这狗杂种表面上是个清教徒,其实骨子里是个老淫虫!他还真会
享受!”
总统笑了笑说:“所以我让人把这些片子‘泄露’出去了一部分,放在youtube上,谁
都可以下载。这对于打击基地的士气很有用。”
“太对了,巴拉克,这个决定充满了政治智慧,那些回教徒们一定很受打击。不过拉登
看的那些片子还真不错,我从来没有看过那么精彩的。对了,你知道这些片子是哪个公
司拍的么?我找不到任何片头片尾的介绍。”
“可能剪辑的时候被删掉了,不过这不是什么大事。我已经让CIA的人去查了,我想很
快会有结果。”
“是这样,嗯,其中有个长得像苏菲玛索的女人,简直是一模一样,但据我所知,玛索
从来没拍过这种片子,所以我有点好奇,想知道那个女人究竟是……”
“哪个女人?哪一部里的?”
“就是十个女孩并排跪在那里时候,中间的那个……”
“还有十个女孩一起的?我没有见过……”总统说,他想了想,虽然粗粗浏览过大部分
的片子,但是没有看到什么群交的场面,都是中规中矩的两个人在一起,不过他想,可
能是他看漏了。“好吧,”他说,“我帮你查一查,等到有了结果会尽快把资料传给你
。”
刚挂断电话,又一个电话接进来了:“巴拉克,ciao!”
“希尔维奥,ciao!有什么事么?”
“坦白说,我希望你帮我一个忙。那些片子里的美女,实在太漂亮了,容貌、身材,比
我以前见过的那些都强多了,而且她们什么都为你做!我很想知道她们的资料,如果能
把她们请到我的派对上来招待客人,那就太棒了!”
“呃,希尔维奥,坦白说我不知道这样做是否恰当。我记得上次你就惹过麻烦,如果这
件事被媒体曝光的话……”
“那都不值一提,巴拉克,我会摆平的。你看了第三部片子了么?两个最多十二岁的双
胞胎女孩子叠在一起,让你为所欲为……真是妙极了,为了得到她们,我不惜一切代价
!”
他困惑地摇了摇头,不记得曾见过这样的画面,但是听来是挺诱人的……可是让十二岁
的女孩拍这个,是违反法律的吧?这些黑心的AV发行商,真是什么都敢干。
好不容易打发了贝卢斯科尼,下一个电话又接进来了。
他看了一眼来电人的名字,不由皱了皱眉头:“菅直人首相,你好。”
“很抱歉打扰您,总统先生!”首相用蹩脚的英语说。
“首相,贵国现在应该是清晨吧,怎么这时候打电话来,莫非是福岛……”
“不不,总统先生,和福岛无关。我是想问问你那些收缴的基地组织色情片的事,希望
不会打扰您。”
“首相,”他皱了皱眉头,“这已经是我接到的第三个关于色情片的电话了,我保证等
到查到有关这些片子的资料,第一时间给您的官邸传真一份,除此之外,我很难再做别
的了。”他有些不耐地说。
“可是,”对方吞吞吐吐说,“总统先生,您不觉得奇怪吗?”
“什么奇怪?”
“这些片子的主演绝大部分是东亚美女,其中有一些非常酷似我国的明星,但是我们查
不到这些演员的任何资料,这非常蹊跷,因为我国在相关行业享有盛誉……”
“等等,你说什么?”
“我国在相关行业享有盛誉……”
“不,前面那句。”
“我们查不到这些演员的任何资料……”
“不,是再前面那句,第一句话。”
“哦,我是说,这些片子的主演大部分是东亚美女——”
“首相,你是不是喝多了?里面只有寥寥几个东亚女人!”
“这不可能,总统先生!不但大部分是东方人,而且还有一个女人酷似我国的……雅子
太子妃!那个片段我看了十遍,不可能搞错!”
总统上次访问日本的时候,见过那位太子妃一次,在他看来她丑极了。“这简直是无稽
之谈……”他刚骂了一句,忽然之间想到一种可能性,顿时感到毛骨悚然。
他不是瞎子或者疯子,其他国家元首也不是,为什么他们中每一个人看到的对象都不相
同,而且恰好都是自己所偏好的口味,或者是理想对象?
除非……
难道……
“喂喂!喂喂!”电话里菅直人还在焦急地叫着,“总统先生,你听得到我吗?”
“首相,”他让自己镇静了一下说,“你觉得里面的非洲女郎怎么样?”在他看的片子
里,有三分之一都是黑人美女,很适合他的口味。
“你是说黑人,明明一个也没有啊?您确定没有搞错吗?喂喂……”
总统不去理他,挂上了电话。他觉得自己手在发抖,不敢望向荧屏,不知过了多久,又
一个电话打来了,是反恐部门的主管。
“总统先生,我们查了全世界所有的色情片生产商,却没有查到那批片子的来源,如果
这不是商业片的话,那么真是不可思议!最奇怪的是,当我们想要把人像截屏打印出来
的时候,发现打出来的是空白,这完全无法解释……”
“但是……必然有一个解释。”总统无力地说。
“当然,我们的技术部门正在分析,很快就会有结果的。目前我们已经发现在图像信号
背后,还隐藏了一个复杂的信号,似乎具有量子不确定性,可以按照观察者的不同进行
坍缩,我们不知道它的意义是什么,可能是某种病毒,总统先生,我们不能再在网上泄
露这些视频了,这可能相当危险……”
总统不知道自己是怎么挂断电话的,他深吸了一口气,终于鼓起勇气,向荧屏看去。最
初他只注意到了画面前面的草坪和上面的美女,如今他才发现,在草坪背后,有一座小
山丘,山丘上有一座宫殿。那座宫殿是一种他从来没有见过的风格,拱顶上金光闪闪,
洁白的房屋如同用白玉筑成,一尘不染,而彩色玻璃上的花纹都异常清晰,美得不似人
间……
地球上,哪里有这样的宫殿?就算有,拍一部色情片,有必要找这样奢华的背景么?
总统倒抽了一口冷气,他终于明白了。
这不是录像,而是未来,不是别人的未来,是他自己的未来。
如果他能够到达那个乐园,就能够享有的未来。
本拉登从来没有看色情片,他看到的是自己的未来,正是这样的未来,才让他放弃亿万
家产,放弃安逸优裕的生活,成为了一名矢志不移的圣战士。也同样是这样的未来,才
鼓励了千万圣战士前仆后继,用自己的身体去传播恐怖的真理……
而每一个人看到这些片子的时候,看到的都是自己的未来。如果皈依真主,为之而战斗
的未来。
总统无力地瘫坐在地上,他知道,由于已经通过youtube泄露出去这些影片,很快人们
就会发现这个历史上自从耶稣复活以来最大的奇迹。到时候怎么办?合众国将面临着历
史上最大的危机。
“巴拉克,亲爱的,我等了你半天了,现在你明白了么?”虽然已经按了暂停键,但荧
屏上的女孩忽然说话了,用的是印尼语。总统一悚,忽然想起了这个女孩是谁,那是他
在雅加达时邻居家的小女儿阿依莎,和他可谓青梅竹马,他回到美国后还打听过她的下
落。但是查到她在十七岁那年已经死于一场当地的瘟疫。
“你……你是阿依莎?你没有死?”他惊呼道。
“巴拉克,你还不明白吗?我已经来了天国了。”
“……”
“我和姊妹们会在天国等你,”女孩温柔地说,“但你必须做出选择,选择天国还是地
狱?选择真理还是谬误?你已经选错了一次,不能再错了。”
“我不知道,”总统喃喃说,“这一切或许只是我的幻觉……”
女孩妩媚地一笑:“那我就给你一件无可置疑的证据。”
她有些羞涩地笑着,褪下了身上最后一件遮羞的布片,向他抛来。总统呆呆地看着,那
布片穿过电脑屏幕,落到了他的头上,还带有女孩的体温和淡淡的芬芳。
一年后。
“新华社消息:美国总统巴拉克?侯赛因?奥巴马今日在华盛顿国会山清真寺举行了隆重
的典礼,正式宣布将美利坚合众国改为美利坚伊斯兰国,法兰西伊斯兰共和国总统阿卜
杜拉?萨科奇,意大利伊斯兰王国国王易卜拉欣?贝卢斯科尼,大日本伊斯兰帝国哈里发
本?阿里?明仁等二十多位国家元首到场观礼,我国国家主席马锦涛发去贺电……”
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B*r
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同问!
Home Depot就有,下面两个是木头的,
http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
这个是Vinyl的
http://www.homedepot.com/Building-Materials-Fencing-Vinyl-Panel
去店里看过,不太好看,而且HD的东西一般不算便宜,也想知道哪里还有卖的。

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: 要那种比较有private的fence,就是拦起来看不见里面院子的。
: 哪里便宜啊? 把后院全围起来大概花多少钱搞定?

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k*i
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亮点在最后啊!
马景涛!
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p*e
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马锦涛的贺电上只有一个字:两少一宽亚克西!
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t*e
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我是从网上买的vinyl的。先在local vendor的店里看过样品,觉得比HD/Lowes的质量
好很多。6'x8'section 不到100, 9' post 不到 30.
客服似乎还可以,回应很快,而且把shipping也给我免了。
为避免做广告嫌疑就不说具体的网站了,愿意进一步交流的可以在俱乐部里聊聊。

【在 B***r 的大作中提到】
: 同问!
: Home Depot就有,下面两个是木头的,
: http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
: http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
: 这个是Vinyl的
: http://www.homedepot.com/Building-Materials-Fencing-Vinyl-Panel
: 去店里看过,不太好看,而且HD的东西一般不算便宜,也想知道哪里还有卖的。

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U*n
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不可能,美国的将来明明是 United States of Mexico
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B*r
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到HD网站上search fence就能看到,第一个$23.97,第二个$24.97(不过是42"的,有点
矮)。

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: 那2个木头的不错啊,怎么看不见价钱?
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s*n
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哈哈哈,这个真是不错

【在 d*********e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 SF 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Isaiah (SKIASONARANHR), 信区: SF
: 标 题: 您点的短篇来了:无可置疑的证据
: 发信站: 水木社区 (Sun May 15 10:04:01 2011), 站内
: 吃完晚饭,总统打发了米歇尔和孩子们,将自己关在工作室里。他先看了一会儿文件,
: 但不知怎么,他今天有点心不在焉。总统向门口望了几眼,看着没人进来,于是打开电
: 脑,戴上耳机,找到那个标有“反恐绝密技术资料”的文件夹,轻轻一点,打了开来。
: 随即七十二个视频文件出现在他面前,每个文件都是1080p高清,画面的质量好得没的
: 说。
: 这些都是美军从本拉登的居所收缴的色情电影。总统已经私下里看了好几天了。

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z*i
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妈妈呀,那90*150的后院,就按第一个(6*8)算下来,围3面,岂不是得花个1000刀!

【在 B***r 的大作中提到】
: 到HD网站上search fence就能看到,第一个$23.97,第二个$24.97(不过是42"的,有点
: 矮)。

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a*n
12
haha 不错

【在 d*********e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 SF 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Isaiah (SKIASONARANHR), 信区: SF
: 标 题: 您点的短篇来了:无可置疑的证据
: 发信站: 水木社区 (Sun May 15 10:04:01 2011), 站内
: 吃完晚饭,总统打发了米歇尔和孩子们,将自己关在工作室里。他先看了一会儿文件,
: 但不知怎么,他今天有点心不在焉。总统向门口望了几眼,看着没人进来,于是打开电
: 脑,戴上耳机,找到那个标有“反恐绝密技术资料”的文件夹,轻轻一点,打了开来。
: 随即七十二个视频文件出现在他面前,每个文件都是1080p高清,画面的质量好得没的
: 说。
: 这些都是美军从本拉登的居所收缴的色情电影。总统已经私下里看了好几天了。

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l*o
13
加上人工费要double吧

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: 妈妈呀,那90*150的后院,就按第一个(6*8)算下来,围3面,岂不是得花个1000刀!
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a*a
14
宝树还是很有才的

【在 d*********e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 SF 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Isaiah (SKIASONARANHR), 信区: SF
: 标 题: 您点的短篇来了:无可置疑的证据
: 发信站: 水木社区 (Sun May 15 10:04:01 2011), 站内
: 吃完晚饭,总统打发了米歇尔和孩子们,将自己关在工作室里。他先看了一会儿文件,
: 但不知怎么,他今天有点心不在焉。总统向门口望了几眼,看着没人进来,于是打开电
: 脑,戴上耳机,找到那个标有“反恐绝密技术资料”的文件夹,轻轻一点,打了开来。
: 随即七十二个视频文件出现在他面前,每个文件都是1080p高清,画面的质量好得没的
: 说。
: 这些都是美军从本拉登的居所收缴的色情电影。总统已经私下里看了好几天了。

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z*i
15
ft...
不免费安呐??装个篱笆都这么多钱,我撞墙去算了
安过fence的同学院部愿意过来说一下你们一共花多少钱整这个?多谢了!
另外fence自己装简单吗?能自己干还是自己干吧哎!

【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: 加上人工费要double吧
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x*a
16
我咋看的毛骨悚然的?

【在 d*********e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 SF 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Isaiah (SKIASONARANHR), 信区: SF
: 标 题: 您点的短篇来了:无可置疑的证据
: 发信站: 水木社区 (Sun May 15 10:04:01 2011), 站内
: 吃完晚饭,总统打发了米歇尔和孩子们,将自己关在工作室里。他先看了一会儿文件,
: 但不知怎么,他今天有点心不在焉。总统向门口望了几眼,看着没人进来,于是打开电
: 脑,戴上耳机,找到那个标有“反恐绝密技术资料”的文件夹,轻轻一点,打了开来。
: 随即七十二个视频文件出现在他面前,每个文件都是1080p高清,画面的质量好得没的
: 说。
: 这些都是美军从本拉登的居所收缴的色情电影。总统已经私下里看了好几天了。

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C*K
17
which one? 我也在看vinyl的.
您自己裝嗎?

【在 t****e 的大作中提到】
: 我是从网上买的vinyl的。先在local vendor的店里看过样品,觉得比HD/Lowes的质量
: 好很多。6'x8'section 不到100, 9' post 不到 30.
: 客服似乎还可以,回应很快,而且把shipping也给我免了。
: 为避免做广告嫌疑就不说具体的网站了,愿意进一步交流的可以在俱乐部里聊聊。

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d*e
18
我也是, 看完了觉得有点冷
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l*o
19
咳咳, fence本来就是很贵的么。
尤其是大的院子,买房子的时候都可以算到房价里去的。
自己安是可以的,挖坑,放柱子,浇水泥,再把柱子之间的板都连上。
主要是挖坑很累,可以租一个挖坑的机器。

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: ft...
: 不免费安呐??装个篱笆都这么多钱,我撞墙去算了
: 安过fence的同学院部愿意过来说一下你们一共花多少钱整这个?多谢了!
: 另外fence自己装简单吗?能自己干还是自己干吧哎!

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h*b
20
想装一个铁的,有这方面的资料吗?好像叫 Wrought Iron Fence...

【在 B***r 的大作中提到】
: 同问!
: Home Depot就有,下面两个是木头的,
: http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
: http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Fencing-Wood/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbb2
: 这个是Vinyl的
: http://www.homedepot.com/Building-Materials-Fencing-Vinyl-Panel
: 去店里看过,不太好看,而且HD的东西一般不算便宜,也想知道哪里还有卖的。

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B*r
21
自己装估计挺累的,还要浇水泥呢。问过handyman,$40/panel已经算很便宜的了。

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: ft...
: 不免费安呐??装个篱笆都这么多钱,我撞墙去算了
: 安过fence的同学院部愿意过来说一下你们一共花多少钱整这个?多谢了!
: 另外fence自己装简单吗?能自己干还是自己干吧哎!

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j*b
22
第一个是$23.97/ft?

【在 B***r 的大作中提到】
: 到HD网站上search fence就能看到,第一个$23.97,第二个$24.97(不过是42"的,有点
: 矮)。

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E*l
23
you'd better not buy stock wood material.
the material suitable for fence is either treated wood or cedar.
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c*t
24
请您告诉我是那家店,好吗?非常感谢。也要装啦

【在 t****e 的大作中提到】
: 我是从网上买的vinyl的。先在local vendor的店里看过样品,觉得比HD/Lowes的质量
: 好很多。6'x8'section 不到100, 9' post 不到 30.
: 客服似乎还可以,回应很快,而且把shipping也给我免了。
: 为避免做广告嫌疑就不说具体的网站了,愿意进一步交流的可以在俱乐部里聊聊。

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c*7
25
我们家装的6'高的vinyl,一共大概240feet,两个门,一共$8500.找hd的人装的。hd
fence是外包给一个公司的,从那里订的材料比我们在hd店里看到的要结实。差不多是
工料对半
这个活自己干不容易,打post要挖比较深的洞,再灌水泥,挺累的

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: ft...
: 不免费安呐??装个篱笆都这么多钱,我撞墙去算了
: 安过fence的同学院部愿意过来说一下你们一共花多少钱整这个?多谢了!
: 另外fence自己装简单吗?能自己干还是自己干吧哎!

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G*H
26
You think $1,000 is too much? Just on the contrary, $1,000 is too far away
from the actual cost for 90x2+150=330 feet of 6' wood fence. The cost for
only the material of the worst quality (treated boards, treated posts/rails,
low quality concrete mix...) will easily be over $2000.

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: 妈妈呀,那90*150的后院,就按第一个(6*8)算下来,围3面,岂不是得花个1000刀!
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j*b
27
Low quality concrete mix is fine. It's not like you can see a difference,
and any kind of concrete mix should be strong enough for just fence.

rails,

【在 G*H 的大作中提到】
: You think $1,000 is too much? Just on the contrary, $1,000 is too far away
: from the actual cost for 90x2+150=330 feet of 6' wood fence. The cost for
: only the material of the worst quality (treated boards, treated posts/rails,
: low quality concrete mix...) will easily be over $2000.

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r*0
28
你肯定算错了,哪能那么便宜。你要的还是要有privacy的那种,那panel,post还有门,所有加一起,光材料(就算用最便宜的)三千肯定打不住,四千都玄。
才想明白,原来你是把per ft看成了per panel,那你的价钱得乘8了。

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: 妈妈呀,那90*150的后院,就按第一个(6*8)算下来,围3面,岂不是得花个1000刀!
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G*H
29
I installed 270 feet cedar fence myself. These are what I paid for:
(1). $2,300 for 600 1"x6"x6' western red cedar boards plus delivery. (I spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are usually BAD.)
(2). $1,300 for posts/rails/concrete mix/delivery from lowes. (Used the 10% off coupon).
(3). $180 for renting a dingo to dig the holes.
(4). about $300 for screws. (Bought 4000 2"(8d) stainless screws from ebay for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood screws.)
All these cost an amount a little over $4,000. Please note that you will also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw, and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
Using screws rather than nails increases the amount of labor a lot, but it builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
In total, here are the pros and cons.
Pros: I saved over $4000 by DIY. The most important is that, comparing with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
Cons: it took me over two weeks to finish the work, and it was the heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted for two weeks.
Overall, from a monetary point of view, it is not worth your time/effort to DIY. Nevertheless, considering that most contractors bury your posts only 2ft (or even under) into the soil with little concrete, you can make a piece of stronger fence by DIY.

【在 z****i 的大作中提到】
: ft...
: 不免费安呐??装个篱笆都这么多钱,我撞墙去算了
: 安过fence的同学院部愿意过来说一下你们一共花多少钱整这个?多谢了!
: 另外fence自己装简单吗?能自己干还是自己干吧哎!

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j*b
30
没有必要用screw钉fence board。board就算钉子脱出来也很容易修,就是几锤子的事情。把rail用screw钉在post上就行了。特别是有ringed shaft的钉子,也不容易脱的。用钉子省工太多了。

spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have
saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are
usually BAD.)
% off coupon).
for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood
screws.)
also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw,
and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and
driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted
for two weeks.

【在 G*H 的大作中提到】
: I installed 270 feet cedar fence myself. These are what I paid for:
: (1). $2,300 for 600 1"x6"x6' western red cedar boards plus delivery. (I spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are usually BAD.)
: (2). $1,300 for posts/rails/concrete mix/delivery from lowes. (Used the 10% off coupon).
: (3). $180 for renting a dingo to dig the holes.
: (4). about $300 for screws. (Bought 4000 2"(8d) stainless screws from ebay for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood screws.)
: All these cost an amount a little over $4,000. Please note that you will also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw, and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
: Using screws rather than nails increases the amount of labor a lot, but it builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
: In total, here are the pros and cons.
: Pros: I saved over $4000 by DIY. The most important is that, comparing with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
: Cons: it took me over two weeks to finish the work, and it was the heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted for two weeks.

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z*i
31
我嘴都快张成0型了,我家lg一开始竟然估计五六百刀就解决的
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s*s
32
Good job!!!

spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have
saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are
usually BAD.)
% off coupon).
for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood
screws.)
also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw,
and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and
driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted
for two weeks.

【在 G*H 的大作中提到】
: I installed 270 feet cedar fence myself. These are what I paid for:
: (1). $2,300 for 600 1"x6"x6' western red cedar boards plus delivery. (I spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are usually BAD.)
: (2). $1,300 for posts/rails/concrete mix/delivery from lowes. (Used the 10% off coupon).
: (3). $180 for renting a dingo to dig the holes.
: (4). about $300 for screws. (Bought 4000 2"(8d) stainless screws from ebay for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood screws.)
: All these cost an amount a little over $4,000. Please note that you will also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw, and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
: Using screws rather than nails increases the amount of labor a lot, but it builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
: In total, here are the pros and cons.
: Pros: I saved over $4000 by DIY. The most important is that, comparing with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
: Cons: it took me over two weeks to finish the work, and it was the heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted for two weeks.

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s*g
33
270ft all by yourself, man really nice job, really handy, super zan
Here's the price I quote from some fence company in central NJ, share with
all guys:
#1) 6’ high Solid Straight Top, Dog-Eared Fence: Custom built on site w/
100% Cedar 1x6” boards & Stainless steel nails to prevent bleeding. 4x4”
flat top posts are set 32” deep in concrete footings:
@$27.95 per lf, single gates are $395.00
#2) 6’ high Solid Capped Cedar Board Fence w/ Nantucket Post Caps: Also
custom built on site using 1x4” or 1x6” boards and a 1x4” top cap. 4x4”
flat top posts w/ Nantucket post Caps Set 32” deep in concrete – sections
are sandwiched between posts:
@$29.85 per lf & Gates are same
#3) 6’ high Straight Top, Dog-Eared Board on Board: Custom built neighbor
friendly fence (Same on both sides) Same 1x6” boards & 4x4” posts
@$28.95 per lf
#4) 6’ high White PVC by Country Estate, style: Carribean w/ New England
Post Caps. This fence is built with virgin PVC materials, 5x5” posts w/
New England Post caps set 32” deep in concrete. 50 year non pro-rated
Manufacturers warranty.
@$40.00 per lf & $485.00 per gate
#5) STAIN on Wood Fences: Approximately $8.95 per lf
so 270 feet easily cost you 7k-8k including labor....

spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have
saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are
usually BAD.)
% off coupon).
for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood
screws.)
also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw,
and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and
driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted
for two weeks.

【在 G*H 的大作中提到】
: I installed 270 feet cedar fence myself. These are what I paid for:
: (1). $2,300 for 600 1"x6"x6' western red cedar boards plus delivery. (I spent a lot of time comparing the prices between lumber stores. Should have saved $800 if having the boards ordered from HD, but their boards are usually BAD.)
: (2). $1,300 for posts/rails/concrete mix/delivery from lowes. (Used the 10% off coupon).
: (3). $180 for renting a dingo to dig the holes.
: (4). about $300 for screws. (Bought 4000 2"(8d) stainless screws from ebay for only $200. Another $100 was for about 1000 ordinary 3.5" treated wood screws.)
: All these cost an amount a little over $4,000. Please note that you will also need power tools (better cordless) like drills/drivers, a circular saw, and a digger, a post level, a long tape measure, a wheel barrel, etc.
: Using screws rather than nails increases the amount of labor a lot, but it builds a more sturdy fence. It will also be easier to repair when needed.
: In total, here are the pros and cons.
: Pros: I saved over $4000 by DIY. The most important is that, comparing with the made-by-contractor fences, my fence is much stronger.
: Cons: it took me over two weeks to finish the work, and it was the heaviest labor I had never done before. After drilling nearly 5000 holes and driving in the same number of screws, my fingers were painful and it lasted for two weeks.

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j*b
34
我个人认为用ceder也不比pt lamber强多少。ceder的主要好处是不容易弯曲。但是我的pt的也基本没怎么弯。另外就是ceder颜色好些。但是都会被太阳晒成灰色。不过ceder会晒成银灰色,比pt的乌灰色好看。但是pt的stain之后,哪怕是用solid的,也会比ceder的不stain好看。
总的来说我觉得我选pt很合算。我打算晒灰之后stain。
我的大概是250ft左右,pt lamber。最后所有开销(包括买工具的钱,一大两小三个门。总之是跟这个project沾边的都算了,出了汽油钱)是$2600左右。这个项目买的一些工具和材料后来又得到了广泛的利用。


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【在 s******g 的大作中提到】
: 270ft all by yourself, man really nice job, really handy, super zan
: Here's the price I quote from some fence company in central NJ, share with
: all guys:
: #1) 6’ high Solid Straight Top, Dog-Eared Fence: Custom built on site w/
: 100% Cedar 1x6” boards & Stainless steel nails to prevent bleeding. 4x4”
: flat top posts are set 32” deep in concrete footings:
: @$27.95 per lf, single gates are $395.00
: #2) 6’ high Solid Capped Cedar Board Fence w/ Nantucket Post Caps: Also
: custom built on site using 1x4” or 1x6” boards and a 1x4” top cap. 4x4”
: flat top posts w/ Nantucket post Caps Set 32” deep in concrete – sections

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C*K
35
學習了, 我找的估價隨便打個價, 也沒說要挖多深, 4'x8'的picket竟要我$90一個....
我的名字拼錯, city也拼錯.
也強調virgin PVC, virgin PVC有什麼優點?


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【在 s******g 的大作中提到】
: 270ft all by yourself, man really nice job, really handy, super zan
: Here's the price I quote from some fence company in central NJ, share with
: all guys:
: #1) 6’ high Solid Straight Top, Dog-Eared Fence: Custom built on site w/
: 100% Cedar 1x6” boards & Stainless steel nails to prevent bleeding. 4x4”
: flat top posts are set 32” deep in concrete footings:
: @$27.95 per lf, single gates are $395.00
: #2) 6’ high Solid Capped Cedar Board Fence w/ Nantucket Post Caps: Also
: custom built on site using 1x4” or 1x6” boards and a 1x4” top cap. 4x4”
: flat top posts w/ Nantucket post Caps Set 32” deep in concrete – sections

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e*w
36
Here is a quote I got from a fence company:
310 lf of black aluminum fence (4' tall) and three gates for about $6K, incl
uding material and labor.
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x*g
37
fence本来就很贵,自己装吧,没啥技术。不要忘了先给那个“call before you dig“
打电话,否则挖到人家的cable,你吃不消。
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G*H
38
That's a great price!

incl

【在 e*w 的大作中提到】
: Here is a quote I got from a fence company:
: 310 lf of black aluminum fence (4' tall) and three gates for about $6K, incl
: uding material and labor.

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G*H
39
Agree with this--"没啥技术".
To those who want to do the fence themselves: Before you start, call your
county office to see if a permit is needed; call the gas, cable, and utility
companies to mark the underground pipes/lines within one week before you
dig the holes.

【在 x********g 的大作中提到】
: fence本来就很贵,自己装吧,没啥技术。不要忘了先给那个“call before you dig“
: 打电话,否则挖到人家的cable,你吃不消。

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H*7
40
An "average" backyard fence of 200 linear feet costs about $2,500-
$3,000, with gates adding $100-$250 or more depending on size and style,
according to a Virginia construction company. Actual prices depend on
the type and height you choose, the total length and the number of
pedestrian/vehicle gates. Costs also vary considerably in rural and
urban areas, depending on the local economy.

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w/
4x4”
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4x4”
sections

【在 s******g 的大作中提到】
: 270ft all by yourself, man really nice job, really handy, super zan
: Here's the price I quote from some fence company in central NJ, share with
: all guys:
: #1) 6’ high Solid Straight Top, Dog-Eared Fence: Custom built on site w/
: 100% Cedar 1x6” boards & Stainless steel nails to prevent bleeding. 4x4”
: flat top posts are set 32” deep in concrete footings:
: @$27.95 per lf, single gates are $395.00
: #2) 6’ high Solid Capped Cedar Board Fence w/ Nantucket Post Caps: Also
: custom built on site using 1x4” or 1x6” boards and a 1x4” top cap. 4x4”
: flat top posts w/ Nantucket post Caps Set 32” deep in concrete – sections

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