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准备下单了，这块手表应该还可以 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

s*r2011-08-26 07:08

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从小的时候我的妈妈就告诉我要学会做饭，但是我那个时候还很小不知道这样做有什么
好处，于是我自己总是不理解为什么一个女孩子家家的一定要做饭呢？后来的时候，我
随着年龄的增长开始慢慢的知道了一些人生必须知道的事情，了解到了原来女人天生就
是一个围着锅转的生物，好吧，从那开始我就不做了，我决定了我自己一定要让自己的
老公给自己做饭吃。但是我的希望破灭了，我的妈妈给我浇了一盆的冷水说到要是你的
男人将来不要你的时候难道你还要找我们来吃饭吗？我自己一想对啊，从那之后我就开
始努力的学习了做饭的技巧，现在可以说是做饭的大师级别了，凡是我吃过的菜基本上
我都能很好地做出来，现在的我已经有了自己的老公了，而且老公夸我最多的就是我的
饭菜做的好吃，基本上现在我的老公离开了我的饭之后根本就没有了胃口，一回到家的
时候基本上就跟一只饿了的狼一样疯狂的吃我做的饭。看着自己老公幸福的吃我做出来
的饭我真的很是高兴，自己以前努力学习的结果真的就没有白费。

s*e2011-08-26 07:08

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hr面经
10多道基本的小题目
整数多少byte
一个16进制数多少bit
最大的无符号整数是多少
binarySearch对数组，还是链表，为什么？
SSL是指什么，作用？
HTTP底层是什么协议，端口是多少？
unix:
什么命令查看process,memory,cpu
什么命令查看文件行数
sql:
查找行用什么？

k*i2011-08-26 07:08

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【以下文字转载自 ebiz 讨论区】
发信人: kelvinchufei (Kelvin), 信区: ebiz
标题: 准备下单了，这块手表应该还可以
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 26 00:21:01 2011, 美东)
Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
209 reviews
$86,999.99
http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-C

g*c2011-08-26 07:08

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文风太像机器人了，像极了

【在 s****r 的大作中提到】

: 从小的时候我的妈妈就告诉我要学会做饭，但是我那个时候还很小不知道这样做有什么
: 好处，于是我自己总是不理解为什么一个女孩子家家的一定要做饭呢？后来的时候，我
: 随着年龄的增长开始慢慢的知道了一些人生必须知道的事情，了解到了原来女人天生就
: 是一个围着锅转的生物，好吧，从那开始我就不做了，我决定了我自己一定要让自己的
: 老公给自己做饭吃。但是我的希望破灭了，我的妈妈给我浇了一盆的冷水说到要是你的
: 男人将来不要你的时候难道你还要找我们来吃饭吗？我自己一想对啊，从那之后我就开
: 始努力的学习了做饭的技巧，现在可以说是做饭的大师级别了，凡是我吃过的菜基本上
: 我都能很好地做出来，现在的我已经有了自己的老公了，而且老公夸我最多的就是我的
: 饭菜做的好吃，基本上现在我的老公离开了我的饭之后根本就没有了胃口，一回到家的
: 时候基本上就跟一只饿了的狼一样疯狂的吃我做的饭。看着自己老公幸福的吃我做出来

v*n2011-08-26 07:08

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果然是HR能问的问题

【在 s******e 的大作中提到】

: hr面经
: 10多道基本的小题目
: 整数多少byte
: 一个16进制数多少bit
: 最大的无符号整数是多少
: binarySearch对数组，还是链表，为什么？
: SSL是指什么，作用？
: HTTP底层是什么协议，端口是多少？
: unix:
: 什么命令查看process,memory,cpu

z*n2011-08-26 07:08

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赞重口味啊，看到这表我最先想起的就是predator,有同感的举手，斑竹发包子.

h*e2011-08-26 07:08

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你以为不是？

【在 g*c 的大作中提到】

: 文风太像机器人了，像极了

e*l2011-08-26 07:08

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貌似问的东西都差不多……
Glassdoor上都有……

i*a2011-08-26 07:08

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神醫

g*c2011-08-26 07:08

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它还回复别人的文章，机器人有这功能了？

【在 h******e 的大作中提到】

:
: 你以为不是？

w*g2011-08-26 07:08

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best comments

【在 k**********i 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 ebiz 讨论区】
: 发信人: kelvinchufei (Kelvin), 信区: ebiz
: 标题: 准备下单了，这块手表应该还可以
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 26 00:21:01 2011, 美东)
: Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
: 209 reviews
: $86,999.99
: http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-C

M*n2011-08-26 07:08

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不要因为人家没说你性感，你回贴就酸里酸气的。

【在 h******e 的大作中提到】

:
: 你以为不是？

s*s2011-08-26 07:08

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Best purchase I ever made, June 30, 2010
By plaidunicorn - See all my reviewsThis review is from: Zenith Men's 96.
0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch (Watch)
When I first bought this watch I had buyer's remorse. How could I possibly
justify spending $[...] on a watch when I drive a 1992 Ford Festiva don't
even own a home?
Then the most amazing this happened. Last night I was out at a bar with some
friends. I walked up to the amazingly beautiful woman, and she looked at me
, then my watch, and said the most wonderful thing, "Nice Watch." I took
that opening and asked her for her number, and she laughed and told me to go
away. Normally women just laugh and tell me to go away, so this was a huge
improvement and worth every penny.

h*e2011-08-26 07:08

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现在的机器人老厉害了，水版菌版都跟肉人开骂了。

【在 g*c 的大作中提到】

: 它还回复别人的文章，机器人有这功能了？

s*s2011-08-26 07:08

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Words can't explain....., October 7, 2010
By A. Houwing "A. Houwing" (Atlanta, GA) - See all my reviewsThis review is
from: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium
Chronograph Watch (Watch)
I finally received my watch after 8 days not wanting to pay an extra $[...]
for express shipping. As I opened the 24 carat golden box and viewed the
watch for the very first time, I hear the faint sound of angels singing. It
was the closest thing to an out of body experience. I could not wait to wear
it to work the next day and show all of my co-workers at the sanitation
department. The next morning, as I was driving to work, I looked into my
rear view mirror and noticed a school bus weaving in and out of traffic and
going at an excessive rate of speed. As it passed by me doing over 100mph, I
realized that the brakes on the school bus were not working. This was
horrible as the bus was loaded with small children. I knew that I had to do
something quick as it was headed for a bad curve along a 200 foot cliff! I
sped up and got right behind the bus just when it crashed through the
guardrail and hurled over the edge of the cliff, I pressed the "stop time"
button on my new Zenith 96.0529.4035 Xtreme watch. Everything around me
simply froze in time except myself and my car. I exited my car, opened the
back emergency door of the bus and carried every child out to safety. During
this, I did stop for a brief moment and ate lunch from one of the lunch
boxes that had fallen to the floor. I then started time back into movement
and the bus hurled over the cliff into a huge ball of flames. 48 children
lived that day due to my Zenith watch. Thank you Zenith.

s*r2011-08-26 07:08

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我说说话就机器人了，猜，使劲猜

【在 g*c 的大作中提到】

: 文风太像机器人了，像极了

C*g2011-08-26 07:08

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这表咋啦？
还有，陀飞轮到底有啥好处？

l*s2011-08-26 07:08

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家里会做饭的男人帅爆了

s*s2011-08-26 07:08

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Saves $58,000, what a deal!, December 4, 2010
By Zeeshan Hamid (Milton, Ontario, Canada) - See all my reviewsThis review
is from: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium
Chronograph Watch (Watch)
I wasn't going to buy this watch, but then I noticed Amazon had it with $58,
000 off! What a deal. With the money I saved I purchased a brand new BMW and
still had money left over for a Disney vacation. How many watches save you
money to buy a car and a vacation?
Now whenever I see someone with money troubles I tell them to buy this watch
and save $58,000. I am considering buying 10 of these watches so I can save
$580,000 and buy a house on cash. Retirement saving is also no longer a
concern for me, as I plan to buy one every year and live off the $58,000 I
save.

f*42011-08-26 07:08

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千万不能让饭版被机器人毁了

a*e2011-08-26 07:08

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best comment
1.0 out of 5 stars $9.95 shipping.....Outrageous!
I had decided on this watch, but then I noticed the shipping charge.
Outrageous! I'm shelling out close to 100k, and they want me to take care of
the shipping too. Forget it!

d*12011-08-26 07:08

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什么叫“有了自己的老公”啊，难道以前是分享的么(O_O)

D*y2011-08-26 07:08

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哈哈，老美太幽默

of

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】

: best comment
: 1.0 out of 5 stars $9.95 shipping.....Outrageous!
: I had decided on this watch, but then I noticed the shipping charge.
: Outrageous! I'm shelling out close to 100k, and they want me to take care of
: the shipping too. Forget it!