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m*w2011-09-23 07:09

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看中一个房子可是在yard的边上有
local utility company的管道
不知道大家有这样的经验没有
这样的easement 对房子买保险有影响吗？
保费会不会不同？
谢谢

F*e2011-09-23 07:09

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【以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区】
发信人: cxhl (Collin), 信区: SanFrancisco
标题: traffic joke
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 23 17:58:33 2011, 美东)
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "
Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the
jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and
measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."

m*f2011-09-23 07:09

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v*s2011-09-23 07:09

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不好笑。目击者吃饱了撑的。

【在 F********e 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区】
: 发信人: cxhl (Collin), 信区: SanFrancisco
: 标题: traffic joke
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 23 17:58:33 2011, 美东)
: A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "
: Did you actually see the accident?"
: The witness: "Yes, sir."
: The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
: The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
: The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the