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c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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Our group has one opening position:
http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=302&dockey=xml/f/b/[email protected]&source=3

l*d2011-11-05 07:11

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Attention: Sir/Madam,
My name is Mrs. Ruth Morgan, I am 69 years old and i was diagnosed for bowel
cancer for about 2 years ago. I have being lying critically ill at the
hospital since feb 11th, 2013. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of Ј10
,200,000.00(Ten Million Two Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterlings) to you for
charity and helping of the society in your country.
I know for sure you will be surprised if such things still happens,believe
me the doctor says my chance of survival is based on 70/30. I am not in the
position disburse these funds myself as a result of my health.
I decided to will it to you so you can help me disburse the funds to some
charity organization in your country. Am helping you, so you can develop the
time to disburse these funds on my behalf.I got your information's from
facebook and i believe you will use the fund well.
Arrangements have been made with my attorney on how these funds should be
transferred to your account from my bank in UK. The necessary documents have
been signed and ascertained. I will be moved into the Intensive ward where
I do not have access to receive calls as a result of my health condition.
I have no family but relatives who has embezzled my hard earned money years
ago; I really don't think they would have pity on me despite my condition by
fulfilling my wish to help the charity with these funds.
You are to work with my attorney who will assist in these funds transfer to
your account.Contact my lawyer with this info: David Peterson & Associates,
Name: Barrister Tyler Clover, Email : r*******[email protected]
If you find this mail appealing and ready to help me, kindly contact my
attorney by quoting this reference number to him (RUMG/877/3369UK/NND). I
write this mail to you solemnly with the faith that you will assist me in my
last wish as woman to woman.
Meanwhile you are advised to keep this mail and it contents confidential as
i really want my wish accomplish at the end of the day without any of my
relatives knowing about these funds, Please do remember me in your prayers
as I give you the assurance that this is legal.
Yours Truly,
Mrs. Ruth Morgan
Email: r**************[email protected]

c*72011-11-05 07:11

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=。=

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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The company sponsors H1B and green card.

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

: Our group has one opening position:
: http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=302&dockey=xml/f/b/[email protected]&source=3

p*M2011-11-05 07:11

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中奖了你

bowel
10
the

【在 l*********d 的大作中提到】

: Attention: Sir/Madam,
: My name is Mrs. Ruth Morgan, I am 69 years old and i was diagnosed for bowel
: cancer for about 2 years ago. I have being lying critically ill at the
: hospital since feb 11th, 2013. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of Ј10
: ,200,000.00(Ten Million Two Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterlings) to you for
: charity and helping of the society in your country.
: I know for sure you will be surprised if such things still happens,believe
: me the doctor says my chance of survival is based on 70/30. I am not in the
: position disburse these funds myself as a result of my health.
: I decided to will it to you so you can help me disburse the funds to some

P*l2011-11-05 07:11

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l*t2011-11-05 07:11

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虽然跟我没有关系，帮顶一下

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

: Our group has one opening position:
: http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=302&dockey=xml/f/b/[email protected]&source=3

l*d2011-11-05 07:11

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哈哈，这个馅饼好大！

【在 p***M 的大作中提到】

: 中奖了你
:
: bowel
: 10
: the

e*t2011-11-05 07:11

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苍蝇的一生会思考过苍生的意义吗？

【在 c*******7 的大作中提到】

: =。=

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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是不是8万的工资对有两年工作经验的本科或fresh 硕士在洛杉矶不具有吸引力。到现
在没有一个大陆来的申请。这个公司的工作环境相当好，要想干，干十年都没问题。

【在 l******t 的大作中提到】

: 虽然跟我没有关系，帮顶一下

m*62011-11-05 07:11

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你居然看完了？
赞有空～～～

o*12011-11-05 07:11

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窈窕苍蝇扮女妆，杨澜祖英不成行。男儿满目寻苍井，当时淋漓是吴郞。

【在 c*******7 的大作中提到】

: =。=

l*t2011-11-05 07:11

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我不知道啊。。。我不是做这个的。你有没有去找工作的版块贴一下呢，或者是别的网
站？

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

: 是不是8万的工资对有两年工作经验的本科或fresh 硕士在洛杉矶不具有吸引力。到现
: 在没有一个大陆来的申请。这个公司的工作环境相当好，要想干，干十年都没问题。

T*m2011-11-05 07:11

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经常有这种邮件啊！

x*s2011-11-05 07:11

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哈哈，普通的也不错

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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在usc和ucla以及dice上都贴了。如有问题站内email联系啊。

【在 l******t 的大作中提到】

: 我不知道啊。。。我不是做这个的。你有没有去找工作的版块贴一下呢，或者是别的网
: 站？

L*A2011-11-05 07:11

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看来你们几位土豪已经上了骗子们的黑名单啦！哈哈哈。
好，不怕贼偷就怕贼惦记耶，我代表版上广大穷人送上书面慰问。

【在 T*******m 的大作中提到】

: 经常有这种邮件啊！

w*d2011-11-05 07:11

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太清晰了略有些恶

g*u2011-11-05 07:11

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80k does look low.
But I don't think it's the candidates' concern.

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

R*m2011-11-05 07:11

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哈哈。
我任何信寄给我，如果开头：Good news 或 Congratulation! 直接进垃圾箱。
在美国，如果有好处，别人不会去找你的。有坏处，如账单，那是千方百计要来找的。
好处都是你自己出去找。

【在 L****A 的大作中提到】

:
: 看来你们几位土豪已经上了骗子们的黑名单啦！哈哈哈。
: 好，不怕贼偷就怕贼惦记耶，我代表版上广大穷人送上书面慰问。

r*e2011-11-05 07:11

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这个头饰很cool!

【在 c*******7 的大作中提到】

: =。=

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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你说说5年经验的phd在洛杉矶应该拿多少。

【在 g******u 的大作中提到】

: 80k does look low.
: But I don't think it's the candidates' concern.

L*A2011-11-05 07:11

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看来你也是个土豪啊！骗子从来不找我，我比他们穷多了。笑！

【在 R*******m 的大作中提到】

: 哈哈。
: 我任何信寄给我，如果开头：Good news 或 Congratulation! 直接进垃圾箱。
: 在美国，如果有好处，别人不会去找你的。有坏处，如账单，那是千方百计要来找的。
: 好处都是你自己出去找。

d*i2011-11-05 07:11

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我就是有两年工作经验fresh硕士……刚刚投了简历。请过目，last name: Shao

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

s*g2011-11-05 07:11

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我靠cs master刚毕业在la拿8万很不错了吧

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

s*g2011-11-05 07:11

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牛鼻
我本科毕业两年后和8万差远了

【在 g******u 的大作中提到】

: 80k does look low.
: But I don't think it's the candidates' concern.

d*i2011-11-05 07:11

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你好，dice上的我申请了，可以再寄一份简历给你吗

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

: Our group has one opening position:
: http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=302&dockey=xml/f/b/[email protected]&source=3

d*y2011-11-05 07:11

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主要在于我是做ASP.NET的，
和JAVA，PHP,ORACLE这方面都不太懂，没做过。
医疗系统这方面，就更不了解了

【在 c*****g 的大作中提到】

i*a2011-11-05 07:11

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貧困線不是 15 万嗎?

【在 s*******g 的大作中提到】

: 我靠cs master刚毕业在la拿8万很不错了吧

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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please also send your resume to my bbs mailbox.

【在 d*********i 的大作中提到】

:
: 你好，dice上的我申请了，可以再寄一份简历给你吗

m*g2011-11-05 07:11

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你相信？

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】

: 貧困線不是 15 万嗎?

c*g2011-11-05 07:11

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Too many businessman here in LA. I never saw so many luxury cars in other
places. So I think $150k maybe reasonable.

【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】

: 你相信？

g*i2011-11-05 07:11

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其实15W是赤贫裸奔线，所以说我也不相信15W贫困线的说法

【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】

: 你相信？

z*g2011-11-05 07:11

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明年fall毕业的USC硕士可以否？把简历发到你的BBSmalbox了，请查阅。。。