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Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)

Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

c*y2012-03-02 08:03

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如题，谢谢。
兑换机票和酒店？
还是有其他的方法？
对了，可以给别人买机票吗？

g*n2012-03-02 08:03

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【以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区】
发信人: deezee88 (Dee), 信区: LosAngeles
标题: Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 2 14:54:02 2012, 美东)
不是有句俗话吗, everything is big in texas.
(转）There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
“Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “
Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and
skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell
into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

a*m2012-03-02 08:03

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美国或日本的国内线

【在 c****y 的大作中提到】

: 如题，谢谢。
: 兑换机票和酒店？
: 还是有其他的方法？
: 对了，可以给别人买机票吗？

r*e2012-03-02 08:03

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好大的马桶,哈哈

arrived

【在 g******n 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区】
: 发信人: deezee88 (Dee), 信区: LosAngeles
: 标题: Re: 作为加州人，我很鄙视愚昧的德州崽 (转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 2 14:54:02 2012, 美东)
: 不是有句俗话吗, everything is big in texas.
: (转）There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
: on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
: “Wow, these seats are big!”
: The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
: When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving

c*y2012-03-02 08:03

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多谢了

【在 a**********m 的大作中提到】

: 美国或日本的国内线