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how to spell ' Mississippi '

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e*r2012-05-04 07:05

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听人说: 485材料似乎要出生证，要国内的民政局还是什么部门开，然后公证,翻译等
等。。。
请问，需要这个出生证么？

r*e2012-05-04 07:05

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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animate
d conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: “Emm
a come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! T
wo asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
one lasta time.” The lady can't take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly! “In this country we don't speak a
loud in public places about our sex lives!”“Hey, coola down lady,” said t
he man.“Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
' Mississippi '!
哈哈，笑死了

t*g2012-05-04 07:05

3 楼

90前的出生公证就行了。

【在 e**********r 的大作中提到】

: 听人说: 485材料似乎要出生证，要国内的民政局还是什么部门开，然后公证,翻译等
: 等。。。
: 请问，需要这个出生证么？

g*n2012-05-04 07:05

4 楼

分特，这个笑话的年纪比我都大几轮了吧？

animate
her
Emm
T
come
sex
a
t
spell

【在 r*********e 的大作中提到】

: A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animate
: d conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
: attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: “Emm
: a come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! T
: wo asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
: one lasta time.” The lady can't take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex
: obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly! “In this country we don't speak a
: loud in public places about our sex lives!”“Hey, coola down lady,” said t
: he man.“Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
: ' Mississippi '!