d*q
2 楼
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his
room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her
driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years
old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his
room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her
driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years
old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
H*g
4 楼
呵呵,仍旧造出了johnny,F也算及格
f*o
5 楼
去年站路边看过了,明天不去了。
明天你去吧,回来报告一下十三钗来了几钗 :)
明天你去吧,回来报告一下十三钗来了几钗 :)
r*8
9 楼
准备去看看能不能和第一钗玉墨合个影。
f*o
11 楼
可以看到,每年都是在 beverly hilton, 到了wilshire blvd 和
santa monica blvd 的交界口,顺 wilshire 往西。
到了那儿,你就看哪儿人多,那儿叫得响往哪儿跑吧。
趴车也容易,santa monica blvd 北边几条路星期天街趴没限制。
golden globe 排场没 oscar 大,红毯也是在宾馆里进行,
但相应戒备也没有 oscar 那么厉害,路边没有架铁丝网。
明星的limo 开过时,大多会摇下车窗跟 fans 打招呼。
打了这么多,明天就等看你跟十三钗的合影了,不要让大家失望哦。 :)
santa monica blvd 的交界口,顺 wilshire 往西。
到了那儿,你就看哪儿人多,那儿叫得响往哪儿跑吧。
趴车也容易,santa monica blvd 北边几条路星期天街趴没限制。
golden globe 排场没 oscar 大,红毯也是在宾馆里进行,
但相应戒备也没有 oscar 那么厉害,路边没有架铁丝网。
明星的limo 开过时,大多会摇下车窗跟 fans 打招呼。
打了这么多,明天就等看你跟十三钗的合影了,不要让大家失望哦。 :)
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