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【What you can do either】今天和老黑正面对峙 (转载)

【What you can do either】今天和老黑正面对峙 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

g*n2014-12-22 08:12

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Several things to be aware of this year...as gangs and robbers are now
plotting different ways to get a person to "stop" their vehicle. Please
send to your friends.
Please note: There is a gang initiation reported by the local police
department that gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake
baby in it... waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the
baby. Note that the location of this car seat will usually be beside a
wooded or grassy (field) area .....and the person - w

l*t2014-12-22 08:12

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【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
发信人: growpen (growpen), 信区: Military
标题: 【What you can do either】今天和老黑正面对峙
关键字: 应该让老黑知道的自保自强互助
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 21 23:46:49 2014, 美东)
what we can do is what you cannot do; what you can do is what we won't do.
今天从一个学校附近的餐馆出来，迎面过来一个老黑，不是纯黑，像混血，不管怎样，
一看就不是善主儿。身高约190，体重至少200pound开外。
一把把媳妇搂到身后，同时，密切注意老黑的手。没在兜里，没在背后，没有掏武器的
迹象。
麻痹的，当时，确实头皮确实有些发麻的感觉。
在一秒的时间内做出决断，如果老黑手往口袋里面伸，然后又有往外掏枪，或者武器的
趋势，则要在第一时间突入近身距离，跟丫拼了，不能做待宰羔羊，同时给老婆争取逃
脱时间。
3-10米内他手枪，我空手，几乎必败无疑。
结果，哥们儿来了个"Yo, Yo Chinese?"
口气强硬，但没有感觉到攻击性，略出了口气..
我答，"Ya, Why?" 压低喉头，丹田顶出来。
"Yo know, Yo Chinese took lots of our jobs. I don't hv a job now, Yo know?"
我答，"Bro, Who told yo that?" 我踏马真佩服自己，当时竟然能瞬间学会他的口音
，真油菜花。
没等他回话，我接着说："Man, what we can do is what you cannot do; what you
can do is what we won't do. Yo know? Man, you take it ez. We are friends and
we are good. Olright? Yo hv a good 1."
说完，还拍了拍黑大个肩膀，艹，真丫结实，咱赶紧接着练吧。
上车，闪人，长出一口气。

s*i2014-12-22 08:12

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It's a hoax.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/carseat.asp

s*h2014-12-22 08:12

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第5段看起来像是枪版的风格。

b*72014-12-22 08:12

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【在 g****n 的大作中提到】

: Several things to be aware of this year...as gangs and robbers are now
: plotting different ways to get a person to "stop" their vehicle. Please
: send to your friends.
: Please note: There is a gang initiation reported by the local police
: department that gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake
: baby in it... waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the
: baby. Note that the location of this car seat will usually be beside a
: wooded or grassy (field) area .....and the person - w