内涵段子TOP8# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
L*k
1 楼
说是今天下午6点的deadline
下午3点签完offer，扫描，发给HR 和manager。但是到现在他们也不回个邮件啥的。是
不是要取消我的offer了？
昨天还回邮件挺积极。
下午3点签完offer，扫描，发给HR 和manager。但是到现在他们也不回个邮件啥的。是
不是要取消我的offer了？
昨天还回邮件挺积极。
z*n
2 楼
看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
啊！
湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
啊！
湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
r*n
3 楼
Legal Notice
A pending Settlement concerning auto dialing and telephone solicitations to
current and former Sprint customers could affect your rights.
Para ver este aviso en español, visite www.
PalmerSolicitationCallSettlement.com
o llame 1-800-465-4481.
Subject to Court approval, a proposed Settlement has been reached in a class
action lawsuit against Sprint Solutions, Inc. ("Sprint"). The case is known
as Sandra L. Palmer v. Sprint Solutions, Inc., U.S. District Court, Western
District of Washington ("Court"), No. 09-cv-01211-JLR.
Who is a Class Member?
You may be a Class Member if, you were an individual Sprint customer, on or
after July 23, 2005 through June 13, 2011 who while a customer received a
commercial telephone solicitation call from Sprint when you either: (a)
lived in Washington State and were called using an automatic dialing and
announcing device; (b) lived in Washington State and were called less than
one year after asking not to receive Sprint solicitation calls; or (c) lived
in the U.S. and were called more than 30 days after you asked not to
receive Sprint solicitation calls. The class exists only as a part of the
Settlement. If the Settlement is not ultimately approved by the Court, the
class will no longer exist. The litigation between Ms. Palmer and Sprint
will return to the way it was before the Settlement.
What are the benefits?
Sprint has agreed to pay $5.5 million into a Settlement Fund ("Fund").
Eligible Class Members with qualified claims will receive a percentage share
of money, out of the Settlement Fund, based on the number of valid and
timely claims, as described in further detail in the Settlement Agreement.
Settlement benefits range from $100-$500 per call up to $400-$2,000 for each
category, with a maximum not to exceed $4,400, but you may receive less
after deductions from the Fund and percentage reductions depending on the
number of qualified claims. It is not possible to predict how much money you
will get until all claims have been submitted and after other deductions
from the Fund as described below. Detailed information about the Settlement
benefits can be obtained by calling the toll-free number or visiting the
website on back. Sprint has also agreed to replace its current pre-recorded
message, heard when a consumer calls the telephone number provided in a pre-
recorded identification message with an agreed version.
What are your rights?
If eligible, you may get money. Submit a Claim Form postmarked or filed
online by November 21, 2011, to Palmer Solicitation Call Settlement, c/o GCG
, Inc., P.O. Box 9713, Dublin, OH 43017-5613.
Exclude yourself from the lawsuit and keep your individual right to sue
Sprint, by sending a written request for exclusion to the Claims
Administrator postmarked by September 21, 2011. If you do not exclude
yourself, you will be bound by the terms of the Settlement and lose your
right to sue regarding the settled claims. You may speak to your own
attorney at your own expense for help.
Do not exclude yourself. You or your lawyer has the right to appear
before the Court and object to the Settlement including the request for
attorneys' fees at your expense. Written objections must be filed and
received by September 21, 2011. You will be bound by the terms of the
Settlement even if your objection is rejected.
Do nothing. You will not receive money and will lose the right to sue
regarding the settled claims. You will be considered part of the Settlement
Class, and bound by the Court's decisions.
The Court will determine whether to approve the Settlement at a Fairness
Hearing on October 21, 2011 at 10:00 a.m. at the U.S. District Court for the
Western District of Washington, 700 Stewart Street, Seattle, WA 98101.
Class Counsel will also request that the Court approve their attorneys' fees
and costs in an amount not to exceed 30% of the Fund (or $1,650,000) as
well as a service award to the Class Representative of $20,000. Class
counsel shall file with the Court and post to the website their motion for
approval of their fees and the Class Representative fee no later than August
22, 2011. All of these amounts will be paid from the Fund, along with the
costs of notice and administration. You may ask to appear at the hearing,
but you don't have to.
Who represents you?
The Court has appointed Williamson & Williams as Class Counsel.
This is a summary. Please visit the web site below, or call the toll free
number,
for more information.
www.PalmerSolicitationCallSettlement.com 1-800-465-4481
A pending Settlement concerning auto dialing and telephone solicitations to
current and former Sprint customers could affect your rights.
Para ver este aviso en español, visite www.
PalmerSolicitationCallSettlement.com
o llame 1-800-465-4481.
Subject to Court approval, a proposed Settlement has been reached in a class
action lawsuit against Sprint Solutions, Inc. ("Sprint"). The case is known
as Sandra L. Palmer v. Sprint Solutions, Inc., U.S. District Court, Western
District of Washington ("Court"), No. 09-cv-01211-JLR.
Who is a Class Member?
You may be a Class Member if, you were an individual Sprint customer, on or
after July 23, 2005 through June 13, 2011 who while a customer received a
commercial telephone solicitation call from Sprint when you either: (a)
lived in Washington State and were called using an automatic dialing and
announcing device; (b) lived in Washington State and were called less than
one year after asking not to receive Sprint solicitation calls; or (c) lived
in the U.S. and were called more than 30 days after you asked not to
receive Sprint solicitation calls. The class exists only as a part of the
Settlement. If the Settlement is not ultimately approved by the Court, the
class will no longer exist. The litigation between Ms. Palmer and Sprint
will return to the way it was before the Settlement.
What are the benefits?
Sprint has agreed to pay $5.5 million into a Settlement Fund ("Fund").
Eligible Class Members with qualified claims will receive a percentage share
of money, out of the Settlement Fund, based on the number of valid and
timely claims, as described in further detail in the Settlement Agreement.
Settlement benefits range from $100-$500 per call up to $400-$2,000 for each
category, with a maximum not to exceed $4,400, but you may receive less
after deductions from the Fund and percentage reductions depending on the
number of qualified claims. It is not possible to predict how much money you
will get until all claims have been submitted and after other deductions
from the Fund as described below. Detailed information about the Settlement
benefits can be obtained by calling the toll-free number or visiting the
website on back. Sprint has also agreed to replace its current pre-recorded
message, heard when a consumer calls the telephone number provided in a pre-
recorded identification message with an agreed version.
What are your rights?
If eligible, you may get money. Submit a Claim Form postmarked or filed
online by November 21, 2011, to Palmer Solicitation Call Settlement, c/o GCG
, Inc., P.O. Box 9713, Dublin, OH 43017-5613.
Exclude yourself from the lawsuit and keep your individual right to sue
Sprint, by sending a written request for exclusion to the Claims
Administrator postmarked by September 21, 2011. If you do not exclude
yourself, you will be bound by the terms of the Settlement and lose your
right to sue regarding the settled claims. You may speak to your own
attorney at your own expense for help.
Do not exclude yourself. You or your lawyer has the right to appear
before the Court and object to the Settlement including the request for
attorneys' fees at your expense. Written objections must be filed and
received by September 21, 2011. You will be bound by the terms of the
Settlement even if your objection is rejected.
Do nothing. You will not receive money and will lose the right to sue
regarding the settled claims. You will be considered part of the Settlement
Class, and bound by the Court's decisions.
The Court will determine whether to approve the Settlement at a Fairness
Hearing on October 21, 2011 at 10:00 a.m. at the U.S. District Court for the
Western District of Washington, 700 Stewart Street, Seattle, WA 98101.
Class Counsel will also request that the Court approve their attorneys' fees
and costs in an amount not to exceed 30% of the Fund (or $1,650,000) as
well as a service award to the Class Representative of $20,000. Class
counsel shall file with the Court and post to the website their motion for
approval of their fees and the Class Representative fee no later than August
22, 2011. All of these amounts will be paid from the Fund, along with the
costs of notice and administration. You may ask to appear at the hearing,
but you don't have to.
Who represents you?
The Court has appointed Williamson & Williams as Class Counsel.
This is a summary. Please visit the web site below, or call the toll free
number,
for more information.
www.PalmerSolicitationCallSettlement.com 1-800-465-4481
G*l
4 楼
NO.1
刚才给一位顾客剪完发，他对着镜子照了一番，脸上露出一丝笑意：“明天我叫我的兄
弟一起过来！” 我很高兴，正要谢他，他却拍了拍我的肩膀：“你也叫点人吧，到时
别说我人多欺负你！”
NO.2
车来了，我一边用力的挥着手一边大声叫着：“师傅停一下师傅停一下！” 司机没理
我，开着车从我面前呼啸而去。 气得老子忍不住踢着铁轨大骂：“麻痹这司机也太没
素质了！老子又不是不给钱！”.
NO.3
刚洗完澡刮了个痧，技工说:“你这火气很大啊！”我问:“那怎么办？”她说:“得泄
火啊？”我看了她一眼，闭上了眼，还是算了吧……
NO.4
听人说当别人问你去哪的时候，你可以先低头沉吟一会，然后抬头四十五度仰望天空，
不看他淡淡的说：远方，这样就可以装逼了，那天我试了一下，结果被出租车给轰下去
了……
NO.5
记得以前玩魔兽世界的时候一次公会下副本，历尽千辛万苦终于到最后BOSS了，大伙在
听完会长大人长达10分钟的战略部署加满状态等待开怪的时候，团里一大神小声来了句
团长等下开，我换个机器！团长一怒：等啥？你不打换替补！那位大神说洪水到一楼了
，我换到二楼去！这事上过报纸。
NO.6
晚上睡觉时，老婆说：这辈子太短了，这辈子太短了~ 我：别她妈说了，被子盖反了
老婆……
NO.7
昨晚和几个朋友聚会喝高了，在小王家睡着了。今天酒醒了，总感觉昨晚做什么过分的
事。这时小王脸色不太好的走到我面前，我握住他的手：兄弟，昨晚喝高了。他说：兄
弟，喝醉是人之常情，可你把我养的旺财从28楼扔了下去还大喊了一声：去吧！皮卡丘！
NO.8
为什么女孩子乳晕那里都会有一点一点的颗粒呢？ 我想：那是为关灯了准备，是盲文
。意思是：“请亲吻这里！”
刚才给一位顾客剪完发，他对着镜子照了一番，脸上露出一丝笑意：“明天我叫我的兄
弟一起过来！” 我很高兴，正要谢他，他却拍了拍我的肩膀：“你也叫点人吧，到时
别说我人多欺负你！”
NO.2
车来了，我一边用力的挥着手一边大声叫着：“师傅停一下师傅停一下！” 司机没理
我，开着车从我面前呼啸而去。 气得老子忍不住踢着铁轨大骂：“麻痹这司机也太没
素质了！老子又不是不给钱！”.
NO.3
刚洗完澡刮了个痧，技工说:“你这火气很大啊！”我问:“那怎么办？”她说:“得泄
火啊？”我看了她一眼，闭上了眼，还是算了吧……
NO.4
听人说当别人问你去哪的时候，你可以先低头沉吟一会，然后抬头四十五度仰望天空，
不看他淡淡的说：远方，这样就可以装逼了，那天我试了一下，结果被出租车给轰下去
了……
NO.5
记得以前玩魔兽世界的时候一次公会下副本，历尽千辛万苦终于到最后BOSS了，大伙在
听完会长大人长达10分钟的战略部署加满状态等待开怪的时候，团里一大神小声来了句
团长等下开，我换个机器！团长一怒：等啥？你不打换替补！那位大神说洪水到一楼了
，我换到二楼去！这事上过报纸。
NO.6
晚上睡觉时，老婆说：这辈子太短了，这辈子太短了~ 我：别她妈说了，被子盖反了
老婆……
NO.7
昨晚和几个朋友聚会喝高了，在小王家睡着了。今天酒醒了，总感觉昨晚做什么过分的
事。这时小王脸色不太好的走到我面前，我握住他的手：兄弟，昨晚喝高了。他说：兄
弟，喝醉是人之常情，可你把我养的旺财从28楼扔了下去还大喊了一声：去吧！皮卡丘！
NO.8
为什么女孩子乳晕那里都会有一点一点的颗粒呢？ 我想：那是为关灯了准备，是盲文
。意思是：“请亲吻这里！”
g*j
5 楼
想太多。他们找个人比你找工作还难。
【在 L******k 的大作中提到】
: 说是今天下午6点的deadline
: 下午3点签完offer，扫描，发给HR 和manager。但是到现在他们也不回个邮件啥的。是
: 不是要取消我的offer了？
: 昨天还回邮件挺积极。
【在 L******k 的大作中提到】
: 说是今天下午6点的deadline
: 下午3点签完offer，扫描，发给HR 和manager。但是到现在他们也不回个邮件啥的。是
: 不是要取消我的offer了？
: 昨天还回邮件挺积极。
S*n
6 楼
要是赖××，杨以前也不会那么快就消失吧。
可惜了毛gay...
可惜了毛gay...
f*t
7 楼
hr下班嗨去了，谁有空回复你
l*n
8 楼
湖南春晚办的不错，我挑着看了几个，觉得都很好看。
杨钰莹单独唱的那首什么春天的歌很好听啊，
杨丽萍彩旗的舞蹈，
钟镇涛父女俩唱歌，
那英的留守儿童，
改版的甩葱歌和凤凰传奇也挺欢乐的，奥尼尔那段也搞笑。
语言类的节目我还没看
杨钰莹单独唱的那首什么春天的歌很好听啊，
杨丽萍彩旗的舞蹈，
钟镇涛父女俩唱歌，
那英的留守儿童，
改版的甩葱歌和凤凰传奇也挺欢乐的，奥尼尔那段也搞笑。
语言类的节目我还没看
z*o
9 楼
打电话，
夺命连环call
夺命连环call
b*l
10 楼
这么快就春晚了啊？今年过年真早
u*s
11 楼
今天周五，下午大家都不怎么工作。如果是amazon的hr，估计还要等好久，不过amazon
的应该不用这么签合同
的应该不用这么签合同
y*n
12 楼
刚看完了全部，挺不错
t*d
13 楼
你是要害死楼主么？
【在 z*******o 的大作中提到】
: 打电话，
: 夺命连环call
【在 z*******o 的大作中提到】
: 打电话，
: 夺命连环call
A*i
14 楼
杨钰莹的嗓子好奇怪啊,好细...
辨识度很高就是了
辨识度很高就是了
c*e
15 楼
真漂亮，真清爽。讨厌那些黑乎乎的假睫毛美瞳。
f*1
16 楼
而且她这首歌还挺好听的。
m*i
17 楼
真美丽！！真喜欢她！！
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
y*l
18 楼
大家在哪看啊，求link!
L*e
19 楼
here we go~
【在 y******l 的大作中提到】
: 大家在哪看啊，求link!
【在 y******l 的大作中提到】
: 大家在哪看啊，求link!
b*l
20 楼
这个也很好听
a*a
21 楼
杨钰莹的声音确实辨识度很高哦
我十几岁的时候就记得杨钰莹，毛宁，董文华，毛阿敏，后来一下子这些人都消失了，
然后又来了一批新人，不记得了。
赖**害人不浅啊
不过gay就不能唱歌了吗？在中国还真是**
我十几岁的时候就记得杨钰莹，毛宁，董文华，毛阿敏，后来一下子这些人都消失了，
然后又来了一批新人，不记得了。
赖**害人不浅啊
不过gay就不能唱歌了吗？在中国还真是**
c*8
22 楼
杨钰莹应该是假唱吧，我看合唱心雨的时候，中间有一次伴奏带都已经放出他的声音了
，她还顾着摆造型话筒都没提上去，后来自己听到也慌神了，赶紧接着对口型了。
，她还顾着摆造型话筒都没提上去，后来自己听到也慌神了，赶紧接着对口型了。
s*y
23 楼
我总是觉着她太甜，甜得都腻了。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
t*l
24 楼
相信经历了这么多，歌会唱的更好
美女坯子老了也是美女
美女坯子老了也是美女
r*b
25 楼
芒果台这么早春晚
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
r*b
26 楼
还走甜美路线 竞争不过年轻人了
【在 L****e 的大作中提到】
: here we go~
【在 L****e 的大作中提到】
: here we go~
y*s
27 楼
小年夜
【在 r****b 的大作中提到】
: 芒果台这么早春晚
【在 r****b 的大作中提到】
: 芒果台这么早春晚
w*o
28 楼
某些角度有点象刘晓庆。看着挺滋润的
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
P*D
29 楼
总不能现在突然改成性感火爆路线，那更竞争不过年轻的。
其实现在可以打“历尽沧桑后的清纯才是真清纯”路线，这个她绝对独一无二，别人绝
对竞争不过。
【在 r****b 的大作中提到】
: 还走甜美路线 竞争不过年轻人了
其实现在可以打“历尽沧桑后的清纯才是真清纯”路线，这个她绝对独一无二，别人绝
对竞争不过。
【在 r****b 的大作中提到】
: 还走甜美路线 竞争不过年轻人了
p*s
30 楼
的确有“历尽沧桑后还是清纯”的味道。年轻人的甜美太空洞了，喜欢现在的杨钰莹多
过以前的。
【在 P****D 的大作中提到】
: 总不能现在突然改成性感火爆路线，那更竞争不过年轻的。
: 其实现在可以打“历尽沧桑后的清纯才是真清纯”路线，这个她绝对独一无二，别人绝
: 对竞争不过。
过以前的。
【在 P****D 的大作中提到】
: 总不能现在突然改成性感火爆路线，那更竞争不过年轻的。
: 其实现在可以打“历尽沧桑后的清纯才是真清纯”路线，这个她绝对独一无二，别人绝
: 对竞争不过。
l*z
31 楼
还是那么美，眼神还是那么纯真清澈
B*M
32 楼
真不错，我见犹怜，看的时候不由得想起她这些年的经历。
谈场恋爱，要承受这么多，挺不容易
谈场恋爱，要承受这么多，挺不容易
C*G
33 楼
杨钰莹鼻子现在怎么是歪的了 脸也是肿的
C*G
34 楼
据杨钰莹姐的同学说她没出道时更漂亮，不过现在还是很漂亮。
不过我喜欢她以前的鼻子，更好看些
不过我喜欢她以前的鼻子，更好看些
b*o
35 楼
的确是个美人啊，41岁还能这样，不容易。
s*a
36 楼
老实说，格局太小，有点矫揉造作。这样的搁一20多岁的女孩身上问题不大，关键是她
都40+了，接受不了。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
都40+了，接受不了。
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】
: 看了湖南的春晚，她们复出了，她和毛宁可以说是中国真正的天王天后，只是造化弄人
: 啊！
: 湖南春晚让人惊艳，一点不亚于央视的。
z*2
37 楼
很美的人和声音，这么多年，真的可惜了……
c*t
38 楼
还是很美，也是妖精了
m*i
39 楼
喜欢她， 也看了。
x*7
40 楼
她鼻子不歪，她从小就是天然高鼻子。
而且她脸一直比较胖。
【在 C*******G 的大作中提到】
: 杨钰莹鼻子现在怎么是歪的了 脸也是肿的
而且她脸一直比较胖。
【在 C*******G 的大作中提到】
: 杨钰莹鼻子现在怎么是歪的了 脸也是肿的
x*7
41 楼
过去二十几年她鼻子没有变化。
但我们知道因为地心引力，随着年龄的增长，鼻尖最终会下垂。所以美女鼻子在50岁以
后会变差，比如林青霞。
【在 C*******G 的大作中提到】
: 据杨钰莹姐的同学说她没出道时更漂亮，不过现在还是很漂亮。
: 不过我喜欢她以前的鼻子，更好看些
但我们知道因为地心引力，随着年龄的增长，鼻尖最终会下垂。所以美女鼻子在50岁以
后会变差，比如林青霞。
【在 C*******G 的大作中提到】
: 据杨钰莹姐的同学说她没出道时更漂亮，不过现在还是很漂亮。
: 不过我喜欢她以前的鼻子，更好看些
x*7
42 楼
她模样好，声音甜，当然严格来说，音色比她好的中国歌手还是比较多的。
【在 A**i 的大作中提到】
: 杨钰莹的嗓子好奇怪啊,好细...
: 辨识度很高就是了
【在 A**i 的大作中提到】
: 杨钰莹的嗓子好奇怪啊,好细...
: 辨识度很高就是了
x*7
43 楼
关键是鼻子和眼睛好看。鼻子细高而且鼻头有点尖，眼睛长而且有内眼角，是纯天然美
女。我觉得她祖先应该是来自西域的。
【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 真漂亮，真清爽。讨厌那些黑乎乎的假睫毛美瞳。
女。我觉得她祖先应该是来自西域的。
【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 真漂亮，真清爽。讨厌那些黑乎乎的假睫毛美瞳。
s*n
44 楼
毛宁是不是做了整容啊。怎么面部表情这么僵硬
y*0
45 楼
她的衣服，她的妆容，她的歌声都好美呀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8zSKQmxLEI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8zSKQmxLEI&feature=related
Y*n
46 楼
就是可人的小女孩样， 和刘亦菲一个类型吧。。。可爱而已， 不觉得太美啊。不过亚
洲文化就fan这样的。
洲文化就fan这样的。
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