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请叫我雷锋# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

s*92015-07-30 07:07

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My baby is a skinny baby since she was born, while she was around 20% age-
weight curve, so doctors told us that we do not have to worry. Now she is 10
months, but only weight 6300g. She seems health, but the weight is not
normal. Doctors did not find anything else wrong with her, so they keep
telling us do not worry. We tried to give her some medicine to make her eat
more (She does not eat much food.), but it seems useless because her weight
stays the same since 6 months.

t*f2015-07-30 07:07

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1、今天早上我不小心摔破了一个杯子，为了不让家人认为是我打碎的，我立马把家里的东西都砸了，让他们认为是贼来了，我太TM的机智了。。。
2、我发现你们女人可真难懂啊，平时你们要男人越绅士越好，可是到了床上却是越流氓越好，抱歉我是一个专一的人，我只会耍流氓。。。
3、今天，一美女同事穿了超短裙来上班，全体男同事都目不转睛的看着她，我也不例外。她气氛的走过来打了我一巴掌说：“流氓！”
我也火了：“大家都在看，你为什么就打我！”说完我从地上爬了起来。。。
4、“兄弟明天能不能借我十万块钱，家里出事了，急用！”
“可以，我今天先报个计划，明天跟我一起去银行取。”
第二天银行门口，哥们递给我一只丝袜，问我：“喜欢用刀还是用抢？”
5、回家的坐火车的时候。火车上，一漂亮辣妈带一小奶孩，小孩饿了要吃奶，这位妈妈犹豫片刻，撩起衣服喂了起来，我默默把目光扭向窗外，不是哥素质高，也不是哥不想看，哥是在看玻璃上的倒影，这样看的心安。。。
6、今天在路上捡到了一个U型锁，打开的那种，我本来想丢掉，正好看见停在路边的电动车没上锁，这时一股雷锋精神涌上心头，于是用锁把电动车锁上了！车主！请叫我雷锋！

w*t2015-07-30 07:07

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no medicine
习惯家有瘦宝就好，身体健康是王道
再大点让她多运动，说不定能吃多点，否则就当锻炼身体

age-
is 10
eat
weight

【在 s********9 的大作中提到】

: My baby is a skinny baby since she was born, while she was around 20% age-
: weight curve, so doctors told us that we do not have to worry. Now she is 10
: months, but only weight 6300g. She seems health, but the weight is not
: normal. Doctors did not find anything else wrong with her, so they keep
: telling us do not worry. We tried to give her some medicine to make her eat
: more (She does not eat much food.), but it seems useless because her weight
: stays the same since 6 months.