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无机点微笑话：每日一笑

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b*r2016-06-17 07:06

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专程去长江集团中心砸梁姑奶奶的玻璃。
据说在68层，看来希望不大，去中银买个弹弓打过去试试。

s*l2016-06-17 07:06

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新婚娇妻问压在她上面的老公，为什么你每嘿咻一个来回都要呲牙笑一下？老公答曰：
感谢生活，每日一笑！
这两天American Got Talent 上的一个13岁的叫费尔南德兹的少女笑星火了，她讲的讽
刺Donald Trump的笑话征服了观众和评委使得liberal媒体喜大普奔。她的开场是这么
说的（摘自网路）：
“Let’s talk about that for a minute. I am not a high school graduate. I
haven’t even been to high school. I don’t have a driver’s license,”
Hernandez said. “But you are going to leave your beloved child, the one
that is carrying on your name to the next generation, with me. My only
qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby. That’s crazy.
”
然后观众猛乐。。。
“That’s like saying, ‘Hey, you’re sick a lot. Ya wanna be my doctor?’
‘Weren’t you the host of a reality show? Ya wanna be president of the
United States?'”
到此观众全high了。。。
抛开政治，这个小姑娘搞笑确实有一定的水平。但一个叫Don的网友在她新闻下的留言
更绝：
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton
fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Hillary Clinton fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Hillary Clinton?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a
Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan.”
Happy Fry Day！

X*r2016-06-17 07:06

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估计很难

【在 b******r 的大作中提到】

: 专程去长江集团中心砸梁姑奶奶的玻璃。
: 据说在68层，看来希望不大，去中银买个弹弓打过去试试。

H*g2016-06-17 07:06

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哈哈

c*g2016-06-17 07:06

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只好出大杀器了，让vankie出卖一把色相，让梁姑奶奶加个1在前面。

【在 b******r 的大作中提到】

: 专程去长江集团中心砸梁姑奶奶的玻璃。
: 据说在68层，看来希望不大，去中银买个弹弓打过去试试。

h*k2016-06-17 07:06

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回复更搞笑啊！

新婚娇妻问压在她上面的老公，为什么你每嘿咻一个来回都要呲牙笑一下？老公答
曰：
crazy.

【在 s*l 的大作中提到】

: 新婚娇妻问压在她上面的老公，为什么你每嘿咻一个来回都要呲牙笑一下？老公答曰：
: 感谢生活，每日一笑！
: 这两天American Got Talent 上的一个13岁的叫费尔南德兹的少女笑星火了，她讲的讽
: 刺Donald Trump的笑话征服了观众和评委使得liberal媒体喜大普奔。她的开场是这么
: 说的（摘自网路）：
: “Let’s talk about that for a minute. I am not a high school graduate. I
: haven’t even been to high school. I don’t have a driver’s license,”
: Hernandez said. “But you are going to leave your beloved child, the one
: that is carrying on your name to the next generation, with me. My only
: qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby. That’s crazy.

b*r2016-06-17 07:06

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大阳棒，唯有大阳棒。
vankie反正有5根，送根出去无妨。

【在 c******g 的大作中提到】

: 只好出大杀器了，让vankie出卖一把色相，让梁姑奶奶加个1在前面。