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捉奸在床，这个黑牧师杯具了

捉奸在床，这个黑牧师杯具了# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

s*i2017-01-31 08:01

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宝宝最近两个月睡觉不踏实，白天睡觉一回就翻身，要人拍拍才能继续睡。白天睡觉也
不多。早上5点半醒，然后早上10点左右睡一觉，一般一个多小时。下午就不一定了，
有时候5点再睡一觉。有时候下午就不睡了，晚上8点熬不住早早就睡了，早上醒的特早。
是不是跟长牙有关系？他现在有四颗了。
怎么才能改变他的习惯，让他早上迟点醒，比如7点以后？
PS: 不存在饿得问题，一般半夜两点起来喂一次奶，宝宝也能吃，一次喝250ml,睡觉之
前还吃点米糊糊之类的。

k*82017-01-31 08:01

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让历史的大车轮碾死你们！！

r*s2017-01-31 08:01

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A police report says a prominent Florida pastor was forced to run out of a
house naked after a woman's husband came home to find him having sex with
his wife.
The Tallahassee Democrat reports ( http://on.tdo.com/2kmThSX ) police documents show a woman's husband found her in bed with Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons in the middle of the afternoon on Jan. 17. The woman told police that her husband yelled that he was going to kill Simmons, who fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence. The husband took the pastor's clothes, wallet and car keys and later agreed to return the items following negotiations with police.
According to a Tallahassee Police report, officers went to the Sienna Square
apartments on Capital Circle Northeast in the middle of the afternoon of
Jan. 17 after a woman called to report that her husband was angry and had a
handgun after he encountered his wife and Simmons having sex in the daughter
's bedroom. The man came home early after the school called him to pick up
his sick son. The school had tried unsuccessfully to reach the wife.
According to the woman, Simmons came over to discuss starting a business and
providing less fortunate kids with clothes and shoes,” but they ended up
in bed together. The woman told police she and Simmons began “establishing
a relationship” last October.
After the husband interrupted the tryst, he yelled "I'm gonna kill him" and
ran to the master bedroom for his handgun; Simmons fled the apartment naked
and hid behind a nearby fence.
The wife then called the police and her husband left with Simmons' clothes,
wallet and car keys, which he threatened to drop off at the church. He also
threatened to expose Simmons on Facebook.
The wife told police her husband never threatened her and she declined to
press charges. Simmons also declined to press charges. State Attorney Jack
Campbell, "citing the interests of all involved," decided against
prosecution.
After phone negotiations with police, the husband arranged to return Simmons
' belongings. The husband turned over the handgun to NAACP Tallahassee
Branch President Dale Landry.
“My prayers to the families involved and the church and our community,“
said Landry. “May God guide all our hearts and minds as we move through
this period."
Simmons, who has led the independent church since 2005, said he won't quit.
"What I want from God, I have already received - that’s his forgiveness, "
Simmons said in his address. "What I am asking of our members is your
prayers and your forgiveness.”

c*e2017-01-31 08:01

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in the night he has about 9-10 h sleep , that is fine. This is told by my
PED. As my baby sleep at about 9pm and wakes up at 6:30.

d*f2017-01-31 08:01

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鸡鸡大是硬道理

a*e2017-01-31 08:01

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大硬是道理吧
不过出事一般都是小孩，电影都这么演的

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【在 d********f 的大作中提到】

: 鸡鸡大是硬道理

m*y2017-01-31 08:01

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Florida man, heh

m*32017-01-31 08:01

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咋这么多细节？警察真闲啊

a*r2017-01-31 08:01

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他们没有开光一说？

a*e2017-01-31 08:01

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没看出悲剧哪了？

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【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A police report says a prominent Florida pastor was forced to run out of a
: house naked after a woman's husband came home to find him having sex with
: his wife.
: The Tallahassee Democrat reports ( http://on.tdo.com/2kmThSX ) police documents show a woman's husband found her in bed with Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons in the middle of the afternoon on Jan. 17. The woman told police that her husband yelled that he was going to kill Simmons, who fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence. The husband took the pastor's clothes, wallet and car keys and later agreed to return the items following negotiations with police.
: According to a Tallahassee Police report, officers went to the Sienna Square
: apartments on Capital Circle Northeast in the middle of the afternoon of
: Jan. 17 after a woman called to report that her husband was angry and had a
: handgun after he encountered his wife and Simmons having sex in the daughter
: 's bedroom. The man came home early after the school called him to pick up
: his sick son. The school had tried unsuccessfully to reach the wife.