冤枉啊！是风把可卡因吹到我的包包里的# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
x*a
1 楼
http://cn.dealmoon.com/39-Rosewill-R-BM-01-2-lbs-Programmable-B
我觉得应该满便宜了吧，刚抢了一个。
我觉得应该满便宜了吧，刚抢了一个。
r*s
2 楼
Last month, Florida police stopped a woman in Fort Pierce for crazy driving,
allegedly careening all around the road, ABC 10 reports. When Kennecia
Posey, 26, rolled down her window to talk to the cop, the officer said he
caught a big whiff of weed. Police searched Posey's car and said they found
two small bags of drugs inside her purse—one of marijuana, and the other
full of cocaine.
Admitting defeat, Posey copped to the fact that the weed in her purse was,
well, hers, according to the police report. But the coke? Oh no. That was
all thanks to a freak act of nature.
"I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey reportedly told police. "It
's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."
Police apparently didn't believe Posey's tale about a magical gust gifting
her gak through an open car window, and she was arrested for felony cocaine
possession and a misdemeanor marijuana charge. But there are still a lot of
questions needing to be answered. First of all:
、
Why blame the coke on the wind but fess up to the weed?
If you figured that the police were going to buy your story about a fateful
flurry blowing some blow into your purse, why not just double down and blame
the weed on the wind, too? Did you make some quick mental calculations
about wind gust and the weight of your nugs and think, Cops will never buy
that the wind picked this bag of weed up, it's too heavy—but the coke? It's
just powder. I got this, no problem.
To be honest, that logic is probably sound. Good call.
What kind of massive wind power does it take to blow a small bag inside a
moving car?
Let's consider the physics of this scenario for a second. You're in a car,
speeding down a roadway in Fort Pierce, Florida, presumably with your
windows down, and at some point, a big rush of air sweeps a plastic bag of
cocaine into your car. Even without any real knowledge of aerodynamics, that
seems pretty dicey.
How strong does a gust of wind have to be to force a nearly weightless
plastic bag straight into your car without getting caught in the car's
slipstream? What sort of heavy-duty winds were whipping through Florida that
day? The weather report says that it was pretty balmy in Fort Pierce when
she was pulled over on March 21, but there's no recorded mention of any
cocaine-force gusts.
allegedly careening all around the road, ABC 10 reports. When Kennecia
Posey, 26, rolled down her window to talk to the cop, the officer said he
caught a big whiff of weed. Police searched Posey's car and said they found
two small bags of drugs inside her purse—one of marijuana, and the other
full of cocaine.
Admitting defeat, Posey copped to the fact that the weed in her purse was,
well, hers, according to the police report. But the coke? Oh no. That was
all thanks to a freak act of nature.
"I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey reportedly told police. "It
's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."
Police apparently didn't believe Posey's tale about a magical gust gifting
her gak through an open car window, and she was arrested for felony cocaine
possession and a misdemeanor marijuana charge. But there are still a lot of
questions needing to be answered. First of all:
、
Why blame the coke on the wind but fess up to the weed?
If you figured that the police were going to buy your story about a fateful
flurry blowing some blow into your purse, why not just double down and blame
the weed on the wind, too? Did you make some quick mental calculations
about wind gust and the weight of your nugs and think, Cops will never buy
that the wind picked this bag of weed up, it's too heavy—but the coke? It's
just powder. I got this, no problem.
To be honest, that logic is probably sound. Good call.
What kind of massive wind power does it take to blow a small bag inside a
moving car?
Let's consider the physics of this scenario for a second. You're in a car,
speeding down a roadway in Fort Pierce, Florida, presumably with your
windows down, and at some point, a big rush of air sweeps a plastic bag of
cocaine into your car. Even without any real knowledge of aerodynamics, that
seems pretty dicey.
How strong does a gust of wind have to be to force a nearly weightless
plastic bag straight into your car without getting caught in the car's
slipstream? What sort of heavy-duty winds were whipping through Florida that
day? The weather report says that it was pretty balmy in Fort Pierce when
she was pulled over on March 21, but there's no recorded mention of any
cocaine-force gusts.
c*7
3 楼
常年打折到这个价吧
S*8
4 楼
学到一个新单词：careening
谢谢。
driving,
found
It
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】
: Last month, Florida police stopped a woman in Fort Pierce for crazy driving,
: allegedly careening all around the road, ABC 10 reports. When Kennecia
: Posey, 26, rolled down her window to talk to the cop, the officer said he
: caught a big whiff of weed. Police searched Posey's car and said they found
: two small bags of drugs inside her purse—one of marijuana, and the other
: full of cocaine.
: Admitting defeat, Posey copped to the fact that the weed in her purse was,
: well, hers, according to the police report. But the coke? Oh no. That was
: all thanks to a freak act of nature.
: "I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey reportedly told police. "It
谢谢。
driving,
found
It
【在 r*s 的大作中提到】
: Last month, Florida police stopped a woman in Fort Pierce for crazy driving,
: allegedly careening all around the road, ABC 10 reports. When Kennecia
: Posey, 26, rolled down her window to talk to the cop, the officer said he
: caught a big whiff of weed. Police searched Posey's car and said they found
: two small bags of drugs inside her purse—one of marijuana, and the other
: full of cocaine.
: Admitting defeat, Posey copped to the fact that the weed in her purse was,
: well, hers, according to the police report. But the coke? Oh no. That was
: all thanks to a freak act of nature.
: "I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey reportedly told police. "It
d*1
5 楼
用过的说说这牌子怎么样啊？犹豫要不要跳
m*y
6 楼
智商在线，没毛病。
这就算是老黑里的良币了，如果都不放过的话，劣币驱逐良币那天，你们才知道厉害。
这就算是老黑里的良币了，如果都不放过的话，劣币驱逐良币那天，你们才知道厉害。
x*a
7 楼
啊啊，为什么我等了看了一个月才看到这次打折 :(
【在 c*********7 的大作中提到】
: 常年打折到这个价吧
【在 c*********7 的大作中提到】
: 常年打折到这个价吧
f*h
8 楼
同关注
面包机主要关注那些功能呢？Hamilton的好不好？现在也是这个价at walmart
面包机主要关注那些功能呢？Hamilton的好不好？现在也是这个价at walmart
a*0
9 楼
个人觉得没有sunbean好
P*f
10 楼
好像这价钱还ok啊
【在 x******a 的大作中提到】
: http://cn.dealmoon.com/39-Rosewill-R-BM-01-2-lbs-Programmable-B
: 我觉得应该满便宜了吧，刚抢了一个。
【在 x******a 的大作中提到】
: http://cn.dealmoon.com/39-Rosewill-R-BM-01-2-lbs-Programmable-B
: 我觉得应该满便宜了吧，刚抢了一个。
L*7
11 楼
我现在就在用这个面包机，买了一年多了，挺好用的。不过我只用Dough，其他的功能
从没用过。做出来的面包能拉丝，我大概一周做两次面包，用了一年多现在还没坏，就
是每次我都Dough四十分钟，打开盖子时会有点焦味，可能是因为用久了。
【在 d*******1 的大作中提到】
: 用过的说说这牌子怎么样啊？犹豫要不要跳
从没用过。做出来的面包能拉丝，我大概一周做两次面包，用了一年多现在还没坏，就
是每次我都Dough四十分钟，打开盖子时会有点焦味，可能是因为用久了。
【在 d*******1 的大作中提到】
: 用过的说说这牌子怎么样啊？犹豫要不要跳
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