Many years ago, My friend was playing poker and I was waiting for him. before the final bet, players were challenging each other. "do you have balls to all in". I said that " I have. and Trips". the phat-ass black lady dealer laughed her ass off.
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
H*7
35 楼
小白不少,LZ能不能用学术语言解释一下本笑话?
c*h
36 楼
trips咋解?
【在 S*********N 的大作中提到】 : : Many years ago, My friend was playing poker and I was waiting for : him. : before the final bet, players were challenging each other. : "do you have balls to all in". : I said that " I have. and Trips". : the phat-ass black lady dealer laughed her ass off.
i*e
37 楼
triple. 三个蛋
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】 : trips咋解?
S*N
38 楼
Definition: Generally, this is a slang poker term for three of a kind. Some sticklers say that "trips" is only right when you're playing a community card game (like Texas Hold'em), and you make three of a kind by matching one card that you have in the hole with two on the board.
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】 : trips咋解?
S*N
39 楼
too easy, without a second. the good is its double-meaning.
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
s*d
40 楼
医生问的是蜜蜂蜇哪里了, 女的以为是问在哪里被蜜蜂蜇了,听众以为是那里被蜜蜂 蜇了
【在 H******7 的大作中提到】 : 小白不少,LZ能不能用学术语言解释一下本笑话?
l*C
41 楼
给你贴个全的 A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee." she said. "Where?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole." she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
【在 l***C 的大作中提到】 : 给你贴个全的 : A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her : first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense : that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. : Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in : so early? What's wrong?" : "I was stung by a bee." she said. : "Where?" he asked. : "Between the first and second hole." she replied. : He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
w*s
49 楼
是指站得太开吗?
her intense back in
【在 l***C 的大作中提到】 : 给你贴个全的 : A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her : first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense : that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. : Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in : so early? What's wrong?" : "I was stung by a bee." she said. : "Where?" he asked. : "Between the first and second hole." she replied. : He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
v*e
50 楼
this is the only first part of the joke...
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
b*y
51 楼
我开始以为被蜇到肚子了。
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide." 笑点在这. I guess the doctor thought first hole is her asshole and the second one is her pussy. lol.
【在 H******7 的大作中提到】 : 那你来解释一下吧
H*7
61 楼
还是你坦诚,前面的一班伪君子。不过还不是太懂,你能否画张图解释一下?
is
【在 L******2 的大作中提到】 : He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide." 笑点在这. : I guess the doctor thought first hole is her asshole and the second one is : her pussy. lol.
w*n
62 楼
哈哈哈,古德玩
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】 : 那是在Vegas看秀时,主持人在演出间隙讲的。说是一个女的打高尔夫球时被蜜蜂蜇了 : ,跑去看医生,医生问她where被蜇了,女答:Between the first and second hole。 : 我是在边上的人笑完之后才领悟过来是怎么回事,唉。
L*2
63 楼
No,you request too much. Sorry.
【在 H******7 的大作中提到】 : 还是你坦诚,前面的一班伪君子。不过还不是太懂,你能否画张图解释一下? : : is
【在 L******2 的大作中提到】 : He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide." 笑点在这. : I guess the doctor thought first hole is her asshole and the second one is : her pussy. lol.
Stance:the position of the feet of a golfer or batter preparatory to making a swing 这个笑话我第一遍就看懂了。嗯,记住了。 这个笑话只适合男的说吧? 有没有适合女的说的笑话呢?
z*2
70 楼
let me explain to you. what it mean "Between the first and second hole". pay attention: first of all, It is a female golfer. second, it is a dirty joke. Last but not least, to understand this joke, you need to watch some american porn movies. After mastering those three key points, you will know what they are talking about.
H*7
71 楼
最好跟国内网站一样做个动画演示
american talking
【在 z*******2 的大作中提到】 : let me explain to you. : what it mean "Between the first and second hole". : pay attention: : first of all, It is a female golfer. : second, it is a dirty joke. : Last but not least, to understand this joke, you need to watch some american : porn movies. : After mastering those three key points, you will know what they are talking : about.
s*d
72 楼
too graphic。。。
【在 H******7 的大作中提到】 : 最好跟国内网站一样做个动画演示 : : american : talking