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天朝山寨V5! PSV + Android# PDA - 掌中宝

s*t2012-05-06 07:05

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DV (Diversified Visa) on the stock market for more than 20 years.
ANR (Asylum & Refugees) for more than 7 years.
FB (Family-Based) finally IPO today.
EB is the loser of all, no wonder we are f*cked here.

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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f*g2012-05-06 07:05

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http://www.6park.com/enter3/messages/28082.html

c*l2012-05-06 07:05

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原创? 顶一下

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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Modern Sensitive Male
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was
telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at
this stage of the pregnancy.
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier." Just take several stops and stay on a soft
surface like grass or a dirt path.
She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember -- You're in
this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes,” answered the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk??”

G*h2012-05-06 07:05

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what's PSV?

【在 f****g 的大作中提到】

: http://www.6park.com/enter3/messages/28082.html

d*u2012-05-06 07:05

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md，俺的portfolio就有dv，本以为recession大家都会出来混个野鸡大学文凭，但无奈
regulation去年发威，不准滥发offer，可把俺家的dv还惨了。

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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The Russian couples sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a
black market copy of a sex manual.
A week later, the man said to the women, "Honey, I want to eat your pussy
like it says in the book, but it smells so bad.
Why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"
She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You should see the
flavours they have," she told her husband.
"Strawberry, cherry, banana ...."
"What did you get?" he interrupted.
"Tuna," she replied.

s*a2012-05-06 07:05

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psp + android + apple 界面？

d*u2012-05-06 07:05

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ANR去年也买过，记得它的beta挺高的，适合dt

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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I accidentally tripped over a man with erectile dysfunction the other day
Looking back on it, 'no hard feelings' was probably not the best thing to
say

t*y2012-05-06 07:05

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不奇怪啊，金星3000jius就是psp造型能模拟ps游戏的

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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Three statisticians go hunting one day. They see a deer and decide to take
turns shooting at it. The first one shoots and misses exactly one foot to
the left. The second shoots and misses one foot to the right. The third one
exclaims "We got him!"

t*r2012-05-06 07:05

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256内存。。。笑了。。。

s*i2012-05-06 07:05

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Life in the South:
"I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then
I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him
right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without
incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with
two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South."
Ooh rah!