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发信人: metalmetal (metal), 信区: Joke
标 题: 阿三面试引起互联网轰动
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 13 13:02:11 2014, 美东)
视频不会贴。
www.liveleak.com/view?i=dac_1389569841
最搞的就是那句I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and see what happens。
下面是某个美国人给出的翻译
Quote:
@0:16: But if you ask me what is my passion, i will say hardware. But this
is for the first time, I am doing on Spyke
Translation: I don't know a damn thing about technology
Quote:
@0:48: I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and see what happens
Translation: I like to fap in front of my co-workers and see there reaction
Quote:
@1:10: And during my spare time. i chat on girls on facebook
Translation: I send pics of my small wiener to girls on facebook
Quote:
@1:30: Sir, I will have a fruity career in your steamy company and I will
perform and reach the climax position
Translation: I want to work for your flaky crappy company and do sex things
to you
Quote:
@2:05: I also have my resignation letter ready from BSNL
Translation: BSNL already fired me for sexual harassment
发信人: metalmetal (metal), 信区: Joke
标 题: 阿三面试引起互联网轰动
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 13 13:02:11 2014, 美东)
视频不会贴。
www.liveleak.com/view?i=dac_1389569841
最搞的就是那句I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and see what happens。
下面是某个美国人给出的翻译
Quote:
@0:16: But if you ask me what is my passion, i will say hardware. But this
is for the first time, I am doing on Spyke
Translation: I don't know a damn thing about technology
Quote:
@0:48: I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and see what happens
Translation: I like to fap in front of my co-workers and see there reaction
Quote:
@1:10: And during my spare time. i chat on girls on facebook
Translation: I send pics of my small wiener to girls on facebook
Quote:
@1:30: Sir, I will have a fruity career in your steamy company and I will
perform and reach the climax position
Translation: I want to work for your flaky crappy company and do sex things
to you
Quote:
@2:05: I also have my resignation letter ready from BSNL
Translation: BSNL already fired me for sexual harassment
