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摘要：国会和白宫互掐。国会指责奥巴马“当了总统也不能在Staples店里胡造。奥巴
马则向记者展示了空空如也的文具柜，并称曲别针和N次贴只够坚持到八月份。
Congress Blocks Obama’s Attempt to Order Office Supplies
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The war between Congress and the White
House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to
prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies.
The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was
politically motivated, citing “budgetary concerns.” “It’s time President
Obama learned a tough lesson,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters.
“Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.”
At the White House, the President blasted the Republicans’ move to strip
him of legal pads, pencils, and other office essentials, calling it “just
their latest attempt to keep me from doing my job.”
In an Oval Office appearance, a visibly irritated President Obama showed
reporters a nearly empty supply cabinet and said, “They have manufactured
this crisis,” noting that he will be out of paper clips and Post-its by
August.
马则向记者展示了空空如也的文具柜，并称曲别针和N次贴只够坚持到八月份。
Congress Blocks Obama’s Attempt to Order Office Supplies
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The war between Congress and the White
House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to
prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies.
The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was
politically motivated, citing “budgetary concerns.” “It’s time President
Obama learned a tough lesson,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters.
“Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.”
At the White House, the President blasted the Republicans’ move to strip
him of legal pads, pencils, and other office essentials, calling it “just
their latest attempt to keep me from doing my job.”
In an Oval Office appearance, a visibly irritated President Obama showed
reporters a nearly empty supply cabinet and said, “They have manufactured
this crisis,” noting that he will be out of paper clips and Post-its by
August.
