absolon 2003, kelly brook
it's a somewhat old movie, apparently a 2003 production, not 2022, as posted in the description...
despite the good cast, I have to say it's a B-rated movie, even C-rated by more strict standards...the script, the screenplay needs a lot of improvement, the dialogue between characters is like in slow-motion, the fighting scenes are almost ridiculous, one waiting for the other to hit, so then, in turn, he can hit also, not fluid as it should be, and some dumb jokes attempting to bring some humor makes it kind of hard to enjoy, even if the cast is promising...
I guess the directing is what makes magic happen, and in this case, is not working too well... I like Christopher Lambert, and the other actors around him, so I've watched it because of the cast, but I don't think I'll remember it, and it won't be fair for the next viewer, to recommend it too much...should you watch it or not?? it's your time, spend it however you feel like...
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Ok, not a great movie, but entertaining. Forgot how gorgeous Kelly Brook was. 
Lou Diamond Philips plays a good bad guy, surprised he hasn't done it more often. Always liked Christopher Lambert (Mr Highlander), hope he has a few more movies in him. All in all, not great, but not terrible. Entertaining, worth a watch. 
Books[edit]
In September 2014, Brook released her autobiography;[37] it reached the Sunday Times Bestseller list on 21 September.[38] Domestic violence groups criticised her during her promotional tour for laughing about punching ex-boyfriends Jason Statham and Danny Cipriani in the face.[39]
Business[edit]
At end of 2013 Brook opened her bar Steam and Rye in London.[40] In June 2014 Steam and Rye won Bar of the Year at the London Club and Bar Awards.[41]
Radio[edit]
Since January 2019, Brook has co-presented Heart London Drivetime and Saturday Breakfast with Jason King.[3]
Personal life[edit]
In July 2022, Brook married her longtime boyfriend Jeremy Parisi, whom she had dated since 2015.[42]
Filmography[edit]
Film[edit]
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2000 | Sorted | Sarah | |
| 2001 | Ripper | Marisa Tavares | |
| 2003 | Absolon | Claire | |
| The Italian Job | Lyle's Girlfriend | ||
| 2004 | School for Seduction | Sophia Rosselini | |
| 2005 | House of 9 | Lea | |
| Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo | Beautiful Woman in Painting | ||
| Survival Island | Jennifer | Also known as Three[20] | |
| 2006 | In the Mood | Eva | Short film |
| 2007 | Fishtales | Neried | |
| 2010 | Piranha 3D | Danni Arslow | |
| Removal | Kirby | ||
| 2012 | Keith Lemon: The Film | Herself | |
| 2015 | Taking Stock | Kate | Won 4 awards at the Monaco International Film Festival |
| 2018 | Santet | Laura |
Television[edit]
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1996 | Fist of Fun | Suzanne | 2 episodes |
| 1999 | The Big Breakfast | Co-Presenter | Alongside Johnny Vaughan |
| 2000 | This Is Your Life | Herself | 1 episode |
| TFI Friday | Guest Presenter | ||
| 2001 | The (Mis)Adventures of Fiona Plum | Fiona Plum | Unaired pilot[43] |
| 2002 | Smallville | Victoria Hardwick | 4 episodes |
| 2005 | Romy and Michele: In the Beginning | Linda Fashiobella | Television film |
| Tricky TV | Herself | 1 episode | |
| Celebrity Love Island | Presenter | ||
| 2006 | Agatha Christie's Marple | Elsie Holland | Episode: "The Moving Finger" |
| 2007 | Hotel Babylon | Lady Catherine Stanwood | 1 episode |
| Strictly Come Dancing | Contestant | Sixth place | |
| Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life | Presenter | ||
| 2009 | Moving Wallpaper | Kelly Brook | Fictional version of herself |
| Renaissance | Samantha | Episode: "Moving Wallpaper" | |
| The F Word | Herself | 1 episode | |
| The One Show | |||
| Britain's Got Talent | Guest Judge | Series 3 auditions | |
| 2010 | Let's Dance For Comic Relief | ||
| 2011 | Skins | Jemima | 1 episode |
| Celebrity Naked Ambition | Presenter | ||
| 2011–2017 | Celebrity Juice | Herself | 20 episodes |
| 2012 | Métal Hurlant Chronicles | Skarr / Jen | 2 episodes |
| Nimrod in Cannes | Herself | ||
| Lemon la Vida Loca | 1 episode | ||
| 2013 | Trollied | ||
| NTSF:SD:SUV:: | Anna | ||
| 2015 | One Big Happy | Prudence | 1 series |
| 2016 | It's Not Me, It's You | Herself | Team captain |
| Through the Keyhole | Christmas special | ||
| The Keith Lemon Sketch Show | Series 2, Episode 6 | ||
| 2018 | Wedding Day Winners | ||
| Loose Women | Panellist | ||
| Midsomer Murders | Laurel Newman | Episode "Till Death Do Us Part" | |
| The Million Pound Holiday Club | Herself | TV special | |
| Celebrity Antiques Road Trip | 1 episode | ||
| 2019 | Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule | ||
| 2020 | The Great Stand Up to Cancer Bake Off | Contestant | |
| 2021 | The Masked Dancer | Frog / Contestant | Fifth place |
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In a future society, the only hope for survival from a deadly virus is a drug called Absolon.
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Release date
2022
Running time
1:36:14
Audio
English
Subtitle
English [CC]
Actors
Christopher LambertLou Diamond PhillipsRon Perlman
Director
David Barto
Producers
Richard RiondaGary HowsamJamie Brown
Writer
Brad Mirman
Genres
Action & adventureThrillerScience fictionFantasy
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Vertical
Rating
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