讲个笑话给你们听，刚2分钟前发生的

版主觉得和家无关，随便删哈，我不会介意的

事情是这样滴：今天我妈因为复活节，做了好吃的，叫我们一家人去吃晚饭，我因为不太舒服，就没去，他们自己去的。

大部队走了有40分钟吧，我老公突然来电话,以下是我们的一分钟对话：

“Honey, are you ok?"

“Yeah, why?"

"Samuel (我老二）said he just called you wanna see how you are doing at home, but a guy answered your phone."

"Oh? He must dialed a wrong number"

"But he said he checked the phone, it was your number."

"Really?... ”

电话就在我旁边，压根儿就没响过嘛。

我懒得和他说啦，还忙着在家坛灌水呢，于是打发他：

“Oh, I forgot, my BF was here few minutes ago."

"Your what? Sorry, the kids are noisy here."

我提高8度： "My B-O-Y friend!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..." 

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..."

老公笑得直喘："hahaha，you are so funny. Ok, dinner's ready, I love you." 

The End!