俺家对话集锦-博您一笑

She: Why do you always stare at me?
He: Because you are my eye candy!
评论：这也太甜言蜜语了吧

She: Honey, is our dinner done? (He has been baking cornish hens about 40 minutes)
He: not yet honey.
She: Why? Why does it take longer time than cooking his mom?! (I sometimes bake a whole chicken)
结果：他大笑不止

He: May I brush (my teeth) with you together？
She: No, Why?
He: You are my together wife!
评论：就这么粘人。

She: Honey, did you see a slice of a cake I put into a plastic bag yesterday?
He: hmmmm......I ate
She: Why?! You are not supposed to eat any desert in the evening!
He: well, I ate it between this morning time and noon time, my FOOD POLICE!
结果：语塞，只能停止埋怨，哈哈大笑。

She: I love your wife!
He: I love her too. I love your husband!
She: Me too, I can't believe we have so many things in common!

He: I love loving my wife!
She: wow, your are so lucky!

这句话让我目瞪口呆：your lips are sugar-coated, he said after we had a kiss.

还有一回，胖子去停车场开车，我在某地门口等着。他开到我跟前居然说：“Hey, Miss, need a ride?!"
我即可语塞，然后边上车边回敬道：“sorry, I am waiting for my handsome boyfriend." 胖子还不死心，两人在车里继续编排了一会儿， 呵呵。

某天，他做了啥我不满意的事， 我说：you will be punished! 他回敬：yes, I will get 10 kisses! 所以根本就生气不起来。


在院子里拽几颗砍倒的树，从这头到那头，走回来的时候都要手拉手，还相互吹捧“你真棒，你真卖力”等等。


难怪和他弟弟来访的女性朋友说：没看见过这么affectionate的couple， 换句话，没见过像你们这样互粘和显摆感情的，呵呵。