飞哥原创笑话：川普巧解性骚扰

飞哥原创笑话：川普巧解性骚扰

川普总统近来是春风得意，民众支持率再创新高，达到42%，甚至超过了当选之初的民调。正如俗话所说，男人不坏，女人不爱。川普是越抹越红。最近，又有化名“爱的风暴”的A片艳星 Stormy Daniels出人意料地冒出来大爆与总统的艳史，可是总统却大有大雪压青松，青松挺且直的高大尚形象。

媒体与蓝营大惑不解，于是想方设法试图浓描重写：一次记者会上，有媒体人发问：“Mr. President, could you clarify the affairs with Stormy Daniels with the accusation of sexual harassment？” 川普从容答曰：”It depends on how you decipher harassment.” “Then, how do you decipher it?” “Well, it means what it is. Maybe that’s what her ass meant!”

切记这是笑话，只为搏大家一笑，千万别当真。