Anniversary Confessions# EnglishChat - 鸟语花香
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Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam
says to Becky (imagine a Yiddish accent), "So, Becky, I was wondering... Have you
ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You
don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right, 3 times..."
"3, hmmm, well when were they?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted
to start the business on your own and no bank wo
says to Becky (imagine a Yiddish accent), "So, Becky, I was wondering... Have you
ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You
don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right, 3 times..."
"3, hmmm, well when were they?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted
to start the business on your own and no bank wo