g*r
2 楼
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you
should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long
and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders
how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty
well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
she says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She prepares a scrumptious
gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works.
After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the
man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most
passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done,
the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise. Well, the
husband is wide awake watching the clock.
He knows that he is doomed. He taps her..."Honey?" he whispers. She rolls
over and again proceed to make love. Again when they were done she rolls
over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she
grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins
to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers. She
rolls over and yells, "Oh sure! You don't have to get up in the morning!!!"
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【在 c*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 请教大家:就是有人指手画脚的,光说不练型的,怎么用英文形容?
should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long
and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders
how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty
well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
she says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She prepares a scrumptious
gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works.
After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the
man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most
passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done,
the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise. Well, the
husband is wide awake watching the clock.
He knows that he is doomed. He taps her..."Honey?" he whispers. She rolls
over and again proceed to make love. Again when they were done she rolls
over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she
grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins
to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers. She
rolls over and yells, "Oh sure! You don't have to get up in the morning!!!"
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【在 c*****a 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 请教大家:就是有人指手画脚的,光说不练型的,怎么用英文形容?
c*a
3 楼
哈哈哈,我居然读完了~~~~~!
很形象很形象!谢谢!
那我就去对那个人说:“oh sure, you don't have to get up in the morning!”
you think she'll get it?
you
pretty
scrumptious
the
【在 g*r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you
: should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long
: and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders
: how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty
: well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
: she says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She prepares a scrumptious
: gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works.
: After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the
: man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most
: passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done,
很形象很形象!谢谢!
那我就去对那个人说:“oh sure, you don't have to get up in the morning!”
you think she'll get it?
you
pretty
scrumptious
the
【在 g*r 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you
: should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long
: and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders
: how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty
: well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
: she says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She prepares a scrumptious
: gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works.
: After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the
: man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most
: passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done,
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