w*g
2 楼
Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5's screen looks yellow"
Apple:"Your eyes are wrong, have them checked!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 gave me inaccurate directions!"
Apple:"Your city is wrong"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5's screen looks yellow"
Apple:"Your eyes are wrong, have them checked!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 gave me inaccurate directions!"
Apple:"Your city is wrong"
c*s
3 楼
羡慕啊
l*n
4 楼
Nice try. Poor customers keep generating good jokes.
Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】
: Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
: Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
: Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
: Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
: Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
, power up your machine"
Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】
: Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
: Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
: Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
: Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
: Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
: Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
: Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
S*r
5 楼
发包子吧
w*g
6 楼
at least they told me to open the back cover…
in
in
【在 l**n 的大作中提到】
: Nice try. Poor customers keep generating good jokes.
: Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
: http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
in
in
【在 l**n 的大作中提到】
: Nice try. Poor customers keep generating good jokes.
: Android Customer: "I can't get a signal"
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Android Customer: "I lost my wifi connection."
: Support: " Open the back cover, get the battery out, put the battery back in
: , power up your machine"
: Wait! Is there really any support? Let us see how Samsung doing. LOL
: http://www.customerservicescoreboard.com/Samsung
t*s
7 楼
baozi, congr!!!!
l*n
8 楼
I thought that you would like to HOLD an Android device without any movement
. "
open the back cover" requires a hand motion.
Anyway, I like your jokes. Do you feel better now?
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】
: at least they told me to open the back cover…
:
: in
: in
. "
open the back cover" requires a hand motion.
Anyway, I like your jokes. Do you feel better now?
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】
: at least they told me to open the back cover…
:
: in
: in
S*r
9 楼
所以说申请PERM时投胎是个技术活
c*m
10 楼
baozi
m*l
11 楼
包子
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
o*u
12 楼
re
f*u
13 楼
是啊，再次攒RP的时候到了
M*U
14 楼
Chi
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D*e
15 楼
cong! baozi!
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
S*p
16 楼
本来是2008年初的，被公司的律师弄砸了
s*e
17 楼
baozi
Y*L
18 楼
Cong!
baozi
baozi
a*g
19 楼
吃包子
r*t
20 楼
cong!baozi
x*u
21 楼
baozi
t*e
22 楼
chi
T*e
23 楼
哇塞，发包子吧！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
j*4
24 楼
恭喜
b*u
25 楼
包子。
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w*t
26 楼
Pai
m*p
27 楼
baozi
d*z
28 楼
bao zi...
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
h*2
29 楼
baozi
a*a
30 楼
恭喜
z*o
31 楼
baozi pls
b*i
32 楼
baozi
r*s
33 楼
pai
n*l
34 楼
best of luck
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
x*3
35 楼
bazi
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
k*1
36 楼
吃cccc
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r*k
37 楼
baozi
l*l
38 楼
baozi
a*d
39 楼
pai
b*1
40 楼
bz
m*a
41 楼
我也current了！ 2010年1月。
z*a
42 楼
恭喜！
a*9
43 楼
pai
x*g
44 楼
排包子
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
x*w
45 楼
cong
v*7
46 楼
Gx baozi
f*c
47 楼
congs
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
s*3
48 楼
GXGX, RP~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baozi
Baozi
W*t
49 楼
so close! congratulations ang get the damn 485 submitted!
k*e
50 楼
baozi
a*1
51 楼
恭喜！
t*c
52 楼
pai 包子
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
m*o
53 楼
cong!!!
baozi!
baozi!
x*u
54 楼
赶紧包子，恭喜了，美
x*8
55 楼
包子！
c*8
56 楼
baozi
i*n
57 楼
cong!
l*y
58 楼
boazi!
b*e
59 楼
baozi
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
l*z
60 楼
baozi
t*l
61 楼
baozi~~~
b*r
62 楼
cong
y*8
63 楼
Cong! 和你同天,可是140还在pending...
Y*n
64 楼
Pai
U*u
65 楼
恭喜！派包子
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
m*U
66 楼
GXGX
f*3
67 楼
gx
【在 S*p 的大作中提到】
: 真悬！
l*b
68 楼
Congrats!
k*e
69 楼
cong
m*a
70 楼
牛！
n*s
71 楼
You can file 485 with 140 pending.
baozi.
【在 y****8 的大作中提到】
: Cong! 和你同天,可是140还在pending...
baozi.
【在 y****8 的大作中提到】
: Cong! 和你同天,可是140还在pending...
n*s
72 楼
Go make health exam appointment.
Congrats!
baozi.
Congrats!
baozi.
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