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欢迎加入我的NGO, 现在林方舟是HR 经理 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
l*i
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Everybody have dreams, but I don't. Why? Because I am so scared, my wife is
so scared, and my children are so scared that
we cannot even fall into sleep. Jimmy Kimmel told the world they wanted to
kill all Chinese to remove debts via a kid's mouth, and, ABC broadcast this
to the world and they said this was just a joke, which we Chinese cannot
appreciate. We do not want to be killed, and we want to live.
接下来是喊口号
zero tolerance to race genocide.
zero tolerance to hate crime
fire racist Jimmy Kimmel
ABC must apologize.
备注: 本人理工科,英文水平有限,肯定有不少错误。下面这个带笑话的版本是我想
象着在林肯几年堂里下面几万人,你有一个笑话大家才会听你讲,布什做的十几次有关
911的演讲中都有笑话,为什么中国人不能有这个胸怀。后来一想,还是算了,怕有争
议被人骂,还是用上面的版本好了。超过3分钟的演讲基本没人听,所以我的演讲很短
。如果明天还有哪里有演讲,授权任何仁兄可以帮我念一下。选这个题目可以团结最大
范围内的抗种族歧视统一战线,同时让任何白人听了都心惊肉跳。(对了,暂时还没老
婆)
Everybody have dreams, you know, dry dreams or wet dreams(停30秒等大家笑完),
but I don't. Why? Because I am so scared, my wife is so scared,and my
children are so scared that
we cannot even fall into sleep. Jimmy Kimmel told the world they want to
kill all Chinese to remove debts via a kid's mouth, and, ABC broadcast this
to the world and they said this is just a joke, which we Chinese cannot
appreciate. We do not want to be killed, and we want to live.
zero tolerance to race genocide.
zero tolerance to hate crime
fire racist Jimmy Kimmel
ABC must apologize.
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C*X
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: CornucopiaX (求操), 信区: Military
标 题: 欢迎加入我的NGO, 现在林方舟是HR 经理
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 5 11:20:33 2019, 美东)
想加入本NGO 的人,请联系林方舟,外号老大爷
我们的NGO的政委是北锣鼓。。。
生活委员长:aa1314
主席就是我了。。不好意思。。他们不愿意当啊。。
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s*g
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等下有自己上去讲话的机会,去讲话吧

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【在 l****i 的大作中提到】
: Everybody have dreams, but I don't. Why? Because I am so scared, my wife is
: so scared, and my children are so scared that
: we cannot even fall into sleep. Jimmy Kimmel told the world they wanted to
: kill all Chinese to remove debts via a kid's mouth, and, ABC broadcast this
: to the world and they said this was just a joke, which we Chinese cannot
: appreciate. We do not want to be killed, and we want to live.
: 接下来是喊口号
: zero tolerance to race genocide.
: zero tolerance to hate crime
: fire racist Jimmy Kimmel

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