1. "发短信有啥用啊,你要在外地,鞭长莫及。" you don't receive text, you receive notification: https://youtu.be/CRT_vxjXlI4?t=162 2. ": 再说发短信还不是要用WIFI,小偷先拉了你的电闸" you install cell phone to all your windows, you will receive notification before 拉了你的电闸. 3. "警察不来,一切都是浮云,糊弄自己的" 警察当然不来 it is not violent crime。 你要这样: https://youtu.be/CRT_vxjXlI4?t=586