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Happy New Year!!!
Just a joke I was thinking of today to share.
Miss Rice asked former President Bush:
President Bush,who will the president in China after "Hu"?
Bush:
After "Who?" "Who are you talking about?"
Rice:
I am talking about the president after the president"Hu".You remember, the
world world made fun of you for not knowing "Hu" is the president in China.
Bush:
Got you. But I don't know who will be the president after "Hu". Do you have
any idea?
Rice:
I heard "She(Xi)" will be the new president after "Hu".
Bush:
"She"? Will China have a female president now? We only have a African
President. China is really more advanced than us now.
Rice:
But"She(xi)" is a man.
Bush:
What? She is a man.Are you crazy?
Rice:
"She(xi) is his last name.
Bush:
Those Chinese names,just like your names, are so confusing.You know,when I
say "eat rice", I may be think of eating "you".
Rice:
Sorry, President. But I am not eatable.
Bush:
But I finally figure out the Chinese Presidents. I predict that after "Hu"
and "Xi", a female called "He" will be the president after "She(xi)".
Rice:
That's about right.
Just a joke I was thinking of today to share.
Miss Rice asked former President Bush:
President Bush,who will the president in China after "Hu"?
Bush:
After "Who?" "Who are you talking about?"
Rice:
I am talking about the president after the president"Hu".You remember, the
world world made fun of you for not knowing "Hu" is the president in China.
Bush:
Got you. But I don't know who will be the president after "Hu". Do you have
any idea?
Rice:
I heard "She(Xi)" will be the new president after "Hu".
Bush:
"She"? Will China have a female president now? We only have a African
President. China is really more advanced than us now.
Rice:
But"She(xi)" is a man.
Bush:
What? She is a man.Are you crazy?
Rice:
"She(xi) is his last name.
Bush:
Those Chinese names,just like your names, are so confusing.You know,when I
say "eat rice", I may be think of eating "you".
Rice:
Sorry, President. But I am not eatable.
Bush:
But I finally figure out the Chinese Presidents. I predict that after "Hu"
and "Xi", a female called "He" will be the president after "She(xi)".
Rice:
That's about right.
