【童趣】《童言童趣三则》祝贺秋兰君荣任书香版主！

近日，书香之家论坛喜不单行，上周才闻宝刀未老的葱姐（花似鹿葱）荣任书香版主，今天获悉年轻有为的秋兰君（renqiulan / 纫秋兰）也走马上任，特此献上《童言童趣三则》表示祝贺！秋兰君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上爱猫和葱姐两位大姐大，一定会让书香之家好戏连台，香飘万里！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 

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Thank you so very much! I'm a rookie learning the ropes.

who will you become? or whom will you become?

现代社会好像可以混用了

Screenwriters are on strike. Your talent is in great demand.

Just Google it, you will know the answer ：）

You're a very nice fit for this role!

Thank you, those jokes came directly from my real life ：）

好笑话啊！

让人深思！

爱猫笑口常开，爱猫也是书香的开心果 ：）

笑一笑，十年少，笑了之后，想一想，再笑一笑，岂不是更妙？

抱抱7妹！你咋姗姗来迟呀！

童言无忌，一针见血！

问好葱姐！周末忙于生产笑话的生活，哈哈哈

见了血，还大笑，哈哈哈！

I'm a rookie learning the ropes.——这句真好，可以对照刘三姐：我是嫩鸟才学唱。。。

让男人见血俺大笑！

葱姐高！

与七妹娃讲相声呀：）

俺已经在上面有答案了：）：）：）

I like your tongue-in-cheek punchlines. Keep coming, please.

Thanks, 灵感可遇而不可求 ：）

谢谢AP君来读童言童趣