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Joke of the day: conversation between 2 portobello mushrooms

Joke of the day: conversation between 2 portobello mushrooms

最西边的岛上2024-05-30 12:05

楼主 (文学城)

Big one: Good morning. Why the long face?
Small one: I was bigger than you, but I was forgotten for weeks in the fridge, so I shrank and became a long face.

Note 1: the small mushroom is about 2.5 inches in diameter now and in perfect eating condition.
Note 2: Mushrooms do talk to each other similar to human, per scientist discovery. See:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/06/fungi-electrical-impulses-human-language-study

移花接木2024-05-30 14:05

2 楼

I believe what the small1 said, coz the dead can't lie

最西边的岛上2024-05-30 14:05

3 楼

it'sn't dead, but preserved &liveMuchLonger thanOthers:)))

7grizzly2024-05-30 15:05

4 楼

"They (humans) eat us and we eat them" one mushroom said to

7grizzly2024-05-30 15:05

5 楼

another. "We are one." :-)

最西边的岛上2024-05-30 16:05

6 楼

hahahaha

暖冬cool夏2024-05-30 16:05

7 楼

Dried and small, its life is preserved/prolonged:)

最西边的岛上2024-05-30 16:05

8 楼

it was an accident, not onPurpose ! ;-)

移花接木2024-05-30 17:05

9 楼

红伞伞白杆杆吃完一起躺板板躺板板哭喊喊亲朋都来吃饭饭，饭饭里面有伞伞吃完全村埋山山来年长满红伞伞

移花接木2024-05-30 17:05

10 楼

It's the circle of life, fungi eat us thru decomposition

移花接木2024-05-30 18:05

11 楼

Nutrients rather lives

最西边的岛上2024-05-30 18:05

12 楼

Too scary! run fast, run away! ;-)

7grizzly2024-05-30 21:05

13 楼

fungi are powerful and fascinating.

妖妖灵2024-05-30 22:05

14 楼

Time to make 粽子？

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