外国博主搞笑“翻译”英式英语，网友：老阴阳人了，这很British……
英国人说话讲究“客套”，因而在对话中免不了“话中有话”。
最近，一位外国博主做了一系列视频，诙谐地“翻译”了一些日常使用的英式英语表达，说出了这些话的真实含义……
“Let’s agree to disagree.” 让我们求同存异吧。
You’re wrong but I’m tired. 你错了，但我懒得跟你争了。
讨论计划时英国人说一句：
“What could go wrong?” 还能出啥岔子呢？
I’m expecting nothing but disaster. 这事恐怕会一团糟。
Yeah, I remember you saying. 是啊，我记得你说过。
This is the millionth time you’ve said it. 这事你已经说过上万遍了。
也有人觉得“全球通用”。
如果没有看够，双语君再为大家整理一些常见英式英语中的客套话，欢迎观看英国人民内心戏之“嘴上说vs心里却”系列。
Very interesting.
▌嘴上说
有意思。
▌内心戏
That is clearly nonsense.
扯吧......
I might join you later.
▌嘴上说
我过会儿可能会来。
▌内心戏
I'm not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire.
放心吧，除非房子着火，我今天是不会踏出家门半步的。
I almost agree.
▌嘴上说
我大体赞同。
▌内心戏
I don't agree at all.
根本不同意好嘛！
Oh, incidentally/by the way
▌嘴上说
哦那个，顺便说下。
▌内心戏
The primary purpose of our discussion is...
我们讨论的主要目的在这呢啊喂......
I only have a few minor comments.
▌嘴上说
我就提一点小的修改意见。
▌内心戏
Please rewrite completely.
彻底重写吧！
Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?
▌嘴上说
不好意思，抱歉，这个座位有人吗？
▌内心戏
You have 3 seconds to move your bag before I get really annoyed.
我数三秒，再不挪开你的包我就要发火了。
It's a bit wet out there.
▌嘴上说
外面有点潮湿。
▌实际情况是
You're going to need a snorkel because it's absolutely pissing it down out there!
你需要一个水下呼吸管才能出门，因为外面绝对是在下瓢泼大雨！
It's fine. I'm fine.
▌嘴上说
还好。我很好。
最容易产生误会就是这个“fine”了。"How are you?""I'm fine." 课本洗脑循环啊。你以为是人家说挺好的……其实……
▌内心戏
It really couldn’t get any worse, but it probably will do…
情况真的不能再糟了，但有可能真的会更糟……
Perfect!
▌嘴上说
完美。
▌内心戏
Well that's ruined then!
呵呵，搞砸了！
Not too bad, actually.
▌嘴上说
不算太糟，事实上。
▌内心戏
I'm probably the happiest I've ever been.
这可能是我人生中最开心的时候了。
No, no, honestly it was my fault.
▌嘴上说
不，不，讲真的这是我的错。
▌内心戏
It was absolutely your fault and we both know it!
这绝对是你的错好嘛，大家心里都很清楚！
That's certainly one way of looking at it.
▌嘴上说
这当然也是看待这件事的一种方法。
▌内心戏
That’s certainly the wrong way of looking at it.
这当然是一种错误的看法。
If you say so.
▌嘴上说
如果你要这么说的话。
▌内心戏
I'm afraid that what you're saying is the height of idiocy.
恐怕你现在说的话已经蠢出新高度了。
With all due respect
▌嘴上说
虽然对您尊敬之至，但请恕我直言。
▌内心戏
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
你完全不知道你都在胡说些什么。
You're welcome.
▌嘴上说
不用谢。
▌内心戏
Saying 'You’re welcome' as quietly as possible to people that don't say thank you is a form of punishment.
如果你没有说“谢谢”，但英国人却幽幽地说上了一句“不客气”……嗯，这就是对你的惩罚。
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