English joke: 她接受了800美元，脱光了衣服，结果...

English Joke 001

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英文版：

If a man offers you $800 to have a look at your naked body, will you accept the offer?

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

中文版:

如果一个男人出价800美元让来看一眼你的裸体，你愿意吗？

一名男子正进入浴室准备洗澡，而他的妻子刚刚洗完澡，这时门铃响了。

妻子迅速用毛巾把自己裹起来，跑下楼去。

当她打开门时，门外站着的是隔壁邻居鲍勃。

她正准备开口，鲍勃抢先说：“如果你脱下浴巾，我给你800美元。”

女子想了一会儿后松开浴巾，一丝不挂地站在鲍勃面前。

几秒钟后，鲍勃递给她800美元就走了。

女子迅速裹上毛巾，回到楼上。

当她回到淋浴间时，她的丈夫问：“是谁啊？”

“是隔壁邻居鲍勃，”她回答说。

“太好了，”丈夫说，“他有没有说起他欠我的800美元的事？”

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