“离奇”的新年愿望盘点，不一定实现但非常合理
那种心态就像启用一个新笔记本，旧笔记本写了多少不去管它了，摸着新本子，这油墨香，干净无皱的纸，不创作一番简直可惜。
先来看看国外网友的一些离奇愿望：
◆ New Year’s resolution is to stop typing "lol" after every sentence lol.
新年我一定不能在每句话末尾都打hhhh了，hhhh。
◆ My New Year’s resolution is to have healthier thought patterns because as of right now someone can text me “ok” instead of “ok!” &I’ll be in my head assuming they hate me and are praying for my untimely demise.
希望新年能够心态健康些。就比方说现在，别人跟我回个“哦”而不是“噢！”，我就会觉得对方讨厌我，咒我……
◆ My New Year’s resolution is to be more patient. I hope I accomplish this as fast as possible!
我新年要变得耐心一点。希望这个心愿越快达成越好！
◆ My New Year's resolution is to give up alcohol. Oops, I meant: My New Year's resolution is to give up. Alcohol!
我的新年愿望就是放弃喝酒。哦不对，我意思是：我的新年愿望就是放弃。喝酒！
◆ My resolution for 2024 is to refer to myself less often as "trash" and more often as "recycling" because at least my nonsense is eco-friendly and sustainable.
希望2024年，我可以少把自己当作“有害垃圾”，多把自己当作“可回收垃圾”，因为我的胡言乱语至少是对生态有益的，不会破坏环境。
◆ This past year I went to the gym four times, and my New Year’s resolution is to cut that number in half.
去年我去了四次健身房，新的一年，我的目标是次数减半。
◆ Increase my relationship status from Forever Alone to Slightly Desperate.
（新年）我要把交往状态从“注孤生”换成“轻微绝望”。
◆ Get away from toxic people… wait, I’m the one who’s toxic.
（2024年）我要远离有毒的人……诶等等，我好像就是那个有毒的人。
◆ My New Year’s resolution is to overcome my OCD. My New Year’s resolution is to overcome my OCD. My New Year’s resolution is to overcome my OCD.
新年一定要克服强迫症。新年一定要克服强迫症。新年一定要克服强迫症。
◆ My New Year’s resolution is to be more assertive if that’s okay with you guys?
我新年要变得更果断，如果大家不介意的话？
◆ New Year’s resolution: exercise [my right to eat] more [tacos].
新年愿望：多动……手吃墨西哥卷啦。
◆ Stop using my cat as an excuse for a boyfriend.
不要再把猫当不找男票借口了。
新的一年新的我 →→→→ 算了，别想了……
新年愿望当然很多，但多数不外乎减肥、多赚钱、好好学习等等这些。
如何达成目标呢？
Meet new people
结交新友
When we get stuck in a rut, we usually end up staying at home most of the time, missing out on a lot of interesting opportunities for networking and having fun. Meeting new people can be beneficial to your mental well-being and help your career, so don’t be afraid to get out there and make some friends. Overcome your shyness, get some knowledge and go and get to know new and interesting people.
我们陷入困境时，通常大部分时间都宅在家里，错过了很多有趣的社交和娱乐。结识新朋友对你的精神健康和事业都有好处，所以，不要害怕出门会朋友。别害羞，去接触新的知识，去认识新的有趣的人。
Become more confident
变自信
If you are confident other people notice it, and it is much easier to have your opinions heard, ask people out on dates and get ahead at work. A good dose of self-confidence will help you lead a much happier life overall.
如果你有自信，别人就会认真对待你的想法。而且你会更容易让别人听进去自己的想法，约到那个TA，促进你的工作。适当的自信将有助于你过上更幸福的生活。
Reduce stress
放下压力
They say that stress is one of the biggest killers out there, and it can have a very destructive effect on your relationships as well as your health. It may be an unavoidable side effect of our hectic modern lifestyles, but it can be effectively managed with the help of stress management.
压力是最大的杀手之一，它会对你的人际关系和健康产生破坏性的影响。这可能是忙碌现代生活带来的不可避免的副产品，但通过压力管理，压力就能被有效地控制住。
新的一年开始啦，一起乘风起航。
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