【囧囧有神】抢跑 One of Us

囧神太多，我就不争了。。。几件平常囧：

1. 拍拖期间去男友家，伯母面如满月，很热情，为了答谢 我夸了一句 “阿姨长得像唐代仕女！”。。。好在她没计较，之后多年，老公提起来就笑

2. 第一次去澳门旅游 吃到鱼蛋 惊为天人！咂嘴之余说“将来找不到工作 就去做鱼蛋妹”！众人大惊后大笑（此处是粤语cultural shock 例子）

3. 移民后 第一次有心想买房 给经纪人打电话 人问“想看哪个价位的房屋？”，我答： "Around twenty thousands!" 对方沉默 挂了电话。。。天地良心，加拿大就没有二十万的房子么？（此处英语老师哭晕在厕）

4. 疫情期间首次尝试种菜，网上买的种子，品种繁多，施肥浇水搭架子不亦乐乎。结果杂草与庄稼都蓬勃，相当迷惑，无奈之下下载了一个植物辨认软件，边认边摘，总算凑齐一盘！

 

"One Of Us" /Joan Osborne
 

If God had a name, what would it be?
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with Him in all His glory?
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

If God had a face, what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Heaven and in Jesus and the saints
And all the prophets? And...

Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome

Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

Just tryin' to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make His way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome

 

 

 

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one of 沙发~~~~ ：DDDD

以后种瓜类就不用辨认了：））

what if “从不掉链子” is one of us

》哈哈哈哈，二十千加元的房子长得啥样的样子啊？美歌美唱，鼓掌喝彩！

鱼蛋妹你都敢说！笑cry了。粤语有很多陷阱，我也踩过一个。20千的房子，地产经纪也和你英语老师一起哭晕在厕所

教主的英文歌没得弹！（请查粤语词典）

反正我都是第一次听，而且坚决相信原唱不可能比你更好听了。欧耶！

哈哈哈最想看你的囧事，果然不负众望的好看好可爱：DDDD 歌声太美，又软又磁又糯，真是清新又香醇，味道好极了！！！：

“鱼蛋妹”神马意思，东北人求翻译

唐代仕女我觉得也是很好的夸奖啊！难道是我没文化？

》查百度有Entry！

哈哈，谢谢！粤语太离谱了，就不能有点儿创造性！ ：D

不负众望糗出了水平！

那是，您瓦亮的头，绝对不会认错

just a slob!

最喜欢第4囧：））

经纪心说您逗我玩儿呢

还曾经想吃黄脚鸡，吃货就是这么执着

澳门鱼蛋确实好吃！

谁知盘中菜，条条皆辛苦

我就是想夸来着，貌似夸太狠了！

先占位，迟点来听~~

哈哈哈，我最喜欢囧2，尴尬的是别人 :D，我也觉得唐代仕女是夸人的，不是倾国倾城貌吗？歌和歌声一如既往好听S！

妥妥的囧神！唱得好听，但自从你拿“John”接“囧”，我就决定不迷信你的鹰文了，你哪怕拿这首歌的作者接，我也服气点，

叙事幽默，唐代仕女都是雍容华贵的范儿，歌唱的好听，你们怎么都那么会唱英文歌呢，发音正宗！

我家现在还有一位百千万搞不清呢！：D

又一首E歌母语演唱，感觉好极了！一下子就四囧，都好可爱

囧神有许多不同类型的，比如风风火火型，还有你这款软糯奶萌型，歌声与囧事都属同一类型~

握手 幸亏咱没干会计！

我还找了图出来 脸型神似！

接龙好玩 不服气再战！～

因为英文烂 所以爱学英文歌

所以您到底是哪位？

新朋友好 一见面就给贴标签啊？～

教主也上两首风风火火的，我们教主百变歌后，谁怕谁呀？

蓝版是煽风点火皇后～

才哥知道我是谁

哈哈，教主还可以雷厉风行和偶尔冒火。很好奇你为啥自称胖鱼，囧故事里会介绍么?

链子故意的，她知道你是

斜哥

耶耶耶～ 俺要当皇上～ 教主，加油—— 等你上歌。

微信号叫胖鱼。

啊？？ 哈哈哈—— 跟班同学，你赢啦——

没办法， DNA太明显，一下子就被教主和才哥猜到了

太好听了！！雍容大气，悠扬动人！！美飞了！！！囧故事，很好玩！！

唐代仕女多有福相啊：）歌声很动情，一如既往地唱得好听！