Short Jokes 脑筋急转弯

1. Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

 

2. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

 

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

4. What did the left eye say to the right eye? 

 

5. Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand

 

6. What is a room with no walls? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?     His Car got Toad Away!

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?  Once, after that, subtract from different value than 100

What do you call a bear with no teeth?     A gummy bear.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?    Between you and me, something smells.

Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom.

Pepsi commercial: you got the right one, baby

Singer Ray Charles was admitted to hospital. He was rushed to OR. The next morning, the surgeon came to Charles's room to brief him how the surgery went. "I had to tell you the bad news, Mr. Ray. We have no choice but to remove your left testicle." The doc added "the good news is: you still have the right one, baby "

Poor Ray, you still have the right one :))

You got the right one, baby

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

脑筋转不过弯，只知道一个：）

5. Palm tree

 

百事可乐这个有年头的广告，第一次看

我也发个广告歌，猜猜看是哪个公司的广告

 

回家路上会听电台里的笑话。有时候get 不到美式笑话的笑点。主播们笑得前仰后合，常常觉得一头雾水。：））

这帖子里的第一题就给我类似的感觉。LOL

我不太会玩这个，第二个，是不是可以无穷减？因为没有规定不能是负数。

减完第一次就不是100了呀。

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哦，原来是这样，文字：-），看我这单向线性思维：-）

我也只会这一题。：）

科技大厂，估计你现在就有他们的产品。

3. Gummy bear, 以前听小孩子们说过

嗯嗯，这种熊不但没有牙齿，不能咬人，还是被咬，被吃的。哈哈。欢迎涤尘来美坛玩。：）

这题是谐音埂：））

这个大厂很低调啊：））

答对了，+10分：））

正确

The first is witty, toad