【囧囧有神】英文罗刹海市首发《Rotten HS》及me同性恋啊?
罗刹海市被比喻成x国家(Russia/China,etc.), y政党(Democrats)，或z某人，就是一个相对腐败的东西（rotten的）。俺加入一个新的词，'go-go' 英文更形象，在欧美或是一个娱乐场所, 俺觉得这翻译比刀郎的原版更好玩，轻松一些。 Now，讲到那个故事吧，记得刚来美国不久，朋友到海边一个酒吧里去参观一下，刚坐下来就围过来几个男的，打扮得很特别；有的还比较有点温柔过分的样子，他们说，”你们要找哪一个男的呀？是江安（john）的还是米壳 （mike），我们这边今天晚上人很多。” 马上感觉是一个同性恋的酒吧，所以就找一个借口从厕所里面溜走了，后来的这个朋友， 一大嘴巴， 老讲这个酒吧故事，后来反而被人家说我们两个是gay， 成为一个笑话，这个笑话一直笑到今天。
《罗刹海市 Rotten HS》translated by AP33912
罗刹国向东两万六千里
Rotten land east 26 thousand li,
过七冲越焦海三寸的黄泥地
Across Qichong, down under, a 3-inch muddy piece,
只为那有一条一丘河
For there is one famous Yiqiu river.
河水流过苟苟营
Water runs through a go-go camp.
苟苟营当家的叉杆儿唤作马户
Go-go camp's 2nd chair called Horse Hu.
十里花场有浑名
In brothels land he is so well known.
她两耳傍肩三孔鼻
She has got big ears and a three-holes nose,
未曾开言先转腚
before talk turning her butt.
每一日蹲窝里把蛋来卧
Every day she sits in a cage hatching her eggs.
老粉嘴多半辈儿以为自己是只鸡
this pinky old-bird thinks she is a chicken.
那马户不知道他是一头驴
That horse Hu doesn’t--- know he is donkey.
那又鸟不知道他是一只鸡
That You bird doesn't ---know she's a rooster.
勾栏从来扮高雅
Street plays pretend to show elegancy.
自古公公好威名
Eunuchs always love being rich and “fame.
打西边来了一个小伙儿他叫马骥
A youth come from west, called Horse Ji.
美丰姿 少倜傥 华夏的子弟
A Chinese, looked young, with a shining dress.
只为他人海泛舟搏风打浪
He worked for other fighting the wind and waves,
龙游险滩流落恶地
overcoming dangers, lost in shallow of sin.
他见这罗刹国里常颠倒
He sees the Rotten land twisted upside-down.
马户爱听那又鸟的曲
Horse Hu loves hearing you bird’s song.
三更的草鸡打鸣当司晨
The hen (female chicken) at midnight calls for dawn~.
半扇门楣上裱真情
On door lintel, she expresses true love.
它红描翅那个黑画皮
Then paints her wings red and skin black,
绿绣鸡冠金镶蹄
cockscomb & hooves green and golden.
可是那从来煤蛋儿生来就黑
But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.
不管你咋样洗呀那也是个脏东西
No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing~.
那马户不知道他是一头驴
That Horse Hu doesn't ---know he is a donkey.
那又鸟不知道他是一只鸡
That You bird doesn't ---know she is a rooster.
岂有画堂登猪狗
How could Galleries fill dog and pig?
哪来鞋拔作如意
How could shoehorns turn jade jewelry?
它红描翅那个黑画皮
She paints wings red and skin black.
绿绣鸡冠金镶蹄
Then cockscomb & hooves green and golden.
可是那从来煤蛋儿生来就黑
But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.
不管你咋样洗呀那也是个脏东西
No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing.
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Love has a heart shape it can be good or bad,
百样爱也有千样的坏
hundred kinds of love may have thousands of badness.
女子为好非全都好
The ladies are good but not all of them,
还有黄蜂尾上针
there is needle on Wasp's end.
西边的欧钢有老板
The Euro steel plant has a boss,
生儿维特根斯坦
the son named Wittgen~stein.
他言说马户驴又鸟鸡
He said Horse Hu is a donkey and You bird a chi.
到底那马户是驴还是驴是又鸟鸡
Is Horse Hu a donkey or is the donkey You bird chicken?
那驴是鸡那个鸡是驴那鸡是驴那个驴是鸡
是我们人类根本的问题
is human’s fundamental problem~~~
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